Bigtoque tells a stolen joke

BigToque

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When Mr. Monroe and his lovely assistant were traveling on business, they checked into a hotel that was overbooked and were told thay'd have to share a room for one night. After the initial awkwardness, they tucked into their separate beds.

"Mr. Monroe," the assistant called out in the dark, " I'm chilly. Would you mind getting me another blanket?"

Mr. Monroe replied,"I have a better idea. Why don't we pretend we're married, just for tonight?"

A smile graces the assistants' lips.

"I'd like that," she whispered.

"Good. Then get your own blanket."
 
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JujuFish

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Feb 3, 2005
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Ehh... it's better when it's the woman telling the man to get his own blanket.