Biggest weight difference between you and a sex accomplice?

[Pilsnerpete]

140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

 

[DaFinn]

Yeah, my sex accomplices also have bigger boobs then me...

 

[Pilsnerpete]

you wish I had boobs, ya nadgrappler.

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

Damn, I hope you're a midget.

KK

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

Damn, I hope you're a midget.

KK

HA! :beer:

 

[Pilsnerpete]

I don't know what I'm saying. Or what the fVck I was thinking. but now I'm A-ok. Weird...how? wtf? I thought you said something totally different Finn.

 

[Zugzwang152]

isn't it sex "partner" and not "accomplice". accomplice makes it sound like sex is a crime or something

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: DaFinn

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

Damn, I hope you're a midget.

KK

You like midgets, eh?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

um, do priests count?

 

[Pilsnerpete]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

I'm a priest.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

With that large a weight difference, he had an accomplice....

Don't ever tell anyone that story again

 

[TheCorm]

Me = 150 pounds.....Her = Laid on top of me and I had some trouble breathing...I didn't ask her weight...she was a bag of over-emotional insecure mess.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

You may want to keep that a secret...

Even if you weigh as little as 150, and she's 140 over that. you got a 290 pounder on you hands. Did you need flour?

 

[J Heartless Slick]

I can't imagine how much pain would be inflicted if you asked your significant other: "honey how much do you weigh?"

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

You may want to keep that a secret...

Even if you weigh as little as 150, and she's 140 over that. you got a 290 pounder on you hands. Did you need flour?

I want to know how you even got close enough to it.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
isn't it sex "partner" and not "accomplice". accomplice makes it sound like sex is a crime or something

When they weigh 140 lbs more than you, it should be.

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Girl was big. Had to have been around 300 (very conservatively speaking). Squish-me heavy though. ow.
"Use those big-ass legs to get up off me!"

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: Stallion

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
140# different. She was large. Maybe extralarge. Her boobies though, damn! Biggest I ever seen.

You may want to keep that a secret...

Even if you weigh as little as 150, and she's 140 over that. you got a 290 pounder on you hands. Did you need flour?

I want to know how you even got close enough to it.

lets give him the benifit of the doubt. maybe he only weighed 20 pounds.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
Girl was big. Had to have been around 300 (very conservatively speaking). Squish-me heavy though. ow.
"Use those big-ass legs to get up off me!"

And you're admitting to this why?

Change your handle to ChubbyChaser and get it over with.

- M4H

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Have you EVER seen nipples as big as hand mirrors? They're big. Thank you for your time.

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
Girl was big. Had to have been around 300 (very conservatively speaking). Squish-me heavy though. ow.
"Use those big-ass legs to get up off me!"

And you're admitting to this why?

Change your handle to ChubbyChaser and get it over with.

- M4H

LOL....

Have you EVER seen nipples as big as hand mirrors? They're big. Thank you for your time.

LMAO!! :Q

 

[Koing]

About 70lbs.

Koing

 

[GermyBoy]

Girl is small, guy is muscular. Girl has HUGE boobs (way too big for her body). She is 115#, he is 330#. Pretty funny couple. 215# difference I reckon.

 

[eakers]

this thread is hilarious.

 

[propellerhead]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Did you need flour?

BWahahahahahaaa!!!!!