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Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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http://www.dealbreaker.com/200...arton_it_goes_with.php

His second response is AWESOME:

I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!
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Link to his website: http://johnfitzgeraldpage.com/default.aspx

Edit: http://www.dealbreaker.com/200...trust_another_hu_3.php

RE: John Fitzgerald, whose yet-to-be announced vasectomy will be the one good thing he?s ever done for humanity:

For what it's worth, I looked up John Fitzgerald in Wharton's alumni database and there's nobody in it that fits his description.

How in god's name will he convince women to keep not having sex with him now? Our tears are dried slightly in remembering that he still has his 8.9 rating on Hot or Not to fall back on, but, still, this is almost as bad as the time we found out Aleksey Vayner wasn?t actually a ninja.
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Edit 2: He's updated his main page.

Guy now appears on CBS: http://www.ivygateblog.com/blo...rson_in_the_world.html
 
mugs

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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His parts in 14 major motion pictures show a lot of range in his acting. He's played everything from Midway Game Player to Revival Attendee to Parking lot dater.
 
TwiceOver

TwiceOver

Lifer
Dec 20, 2002
13,544
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Some D-Bag Wrote:

I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!
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All that and still can't get a piece of ass.

 
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Randum

Platinum Member
Jan 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Some D-Bag Wrote:

I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!
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All that and still can't get a piece of ass.
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LOL, i think he should change his url to loser.com

 
PingSpike

PingSpike

Lifer
Feb 25, 2004
21,758
603
126
Is it like a requirement for joining mensa that you spend most of your waking hours fellating yourself?
 
AMCRambler

AMCRambler

Diamond Member
Jan 23, 2001
7,715
31
91
Originally posted by: pontifex
so which ATOT member is that?

oh wait, that's pretty much ANY ATOT member!
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Gatsby. Has to be Gatsby. Even the last name Fitzgerald lines up with his choice of user names!
 
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Descartes

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Nice find. I heard this on the radio in Atlanta this morning. Living in a Buckhead highrise doesn't necessarily indicate much of anything. Also, this guy is such a poser that he doesn't even know the difference between Bimmer and Beemer.

His almost delusional ego reminds me of a few ATers that shall remain nameless :D
 
Number1

Number1

Diamond Member
Feb 24, 2006
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from his about me page

" I have been in the "fame game" for years, meeting celebrities like Luke Perry, Cynthia Nixon, Dave Matthews, Jeff Foxworthy, Joe Montana, Toby Keith & LeAnn Rimes to name a few."

I wonder where he met them, on his TV set?


 
rivan

rivan

Diamond Member
Jul 8, 2003
9,677
3
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nice pink shirt.

BTW-He looks like a real prick.
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I'm personally rooting for him to find some oblivious-yet-gorgeous woman to hang on his arm, so someone can photograph him and get him featured on HCWD!
 
mugs

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
48,920
46
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Originally posted by: Descartes
Nice find. I heard this on the radio in Atlanta this morning. Living in a Buckhead highrise doesn't necessarily indicate much of anything. Also, this guy is such a poser that he doesn't even know the difference between Bimmer and Beemer.

His almost delusional ego reminds me of a few ATers that shall remain nameless :D
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Or maybe he does know the difference but isn't pedantic enough to care or would rather use the word that is more commonly used among non-"enthusiasts."
 
Demon-Xanth

Demon-Xanth

Lifer
Feb 15, 2000
20,551
2
81
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Descartes
Nice find. I heard this on the radio in Atlanta this morning. Living in a Buckhead highrise doesn't necessarily indicate much of anything. Also, this guy is such a poser that he doesn't even know the difference between Bimmer and Beemer.

His almost delusional ego reminds me of a few ATers that shall remain nameless :D
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Or maybe he does know the difference but isn't pedantic enough to care or would rather use the word that is more commonly used among non-"enthusiasts."
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http://xkcd.com/326/
 
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91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
14,374
1
0
He is your average ATOT member.

Oh, and I like how he puts his sport accomplishments on a page and lists "Golf (Hole in One)"
 
arrfep

arrfep

Platinum Member
Sep 7, 2006
2,314
16
81
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
why is he on match.com then hahahahaha

dude his webpage has gotta be shens.
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His IMDb Profile doesn't have much info...but he's at least a real person who's really been in the movies he listed....
 
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jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
24,442
6
81
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Is it like a requirement for joining mensa that you spend most of your waking hours fellating yourself?
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Yes. Yes it is.
 
mugs

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
48,920
46
91
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Descartes
Nice find. I heard this on the radio in Atlanta this morning. Living in a Buckhead highrise doesn't necessarily indicate much of anything. Also, this guy is such a poser that he doesn't even know the difference between Bimmer and Beemer.

His almost delusional ego reminds me of a few ATers that shall remain nameless :D
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Or maybe he does know the difference but isn't pedantic enough to care or would rather use the word that is more commonly used among non-"enthusiasts."
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http://xkcd.com/326/
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That comic is hanging on my desk at work.
 
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