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Biggest Fvck up you've had with a girl?

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Amplifier

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We all act stupid sometimes, especially at a young age. Here is the worst I've messed up with a girl in my opinion. You might find it funny/stupid/similar to something that happened to you. Either way I guarantee you that you won't make my mistake in your own life after reading this.

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This is back in 8th grade. I meet this really cute girl working at the local farm fair (yes we have farm fairs in MD) as a face painter. She was in my grade but I never spoke to her up until this point.

Well we hit it off really well. Every joke I tell her makes her laugh, every compliment makes her smile. First day I hit a single in the bed of an RV on display. She calls me up later that night and we talk for over an hour.

Next day I keep making her laugh and she really starts to like me. When she gets off her shift we go to the woods and I hit a triple and a double. Bases were loaded. She got nervous and said she wanted to go play some games. Damn, ok no problem.

I was the second person in my group of friends to get that far with a girl. Mad respect from all of them. Nothing to complain about.

I talk to her last night and she tells me she wants to fvck after her birthday party. Holy sht. Ok ok, game face Amp. Just don't fvck anything up in the next two days.

When I go to meet her the next day she cries when she sees me and calls me an asshole. Ok so my friends told their friends and so on (never found out who leaked the story). Apparently that was a big deal in the 8th grade scene. So everyone knew what happened and wouldn't leave me or her along about it. She never talked to me again.

I was so pissed at myself you couldn't imagine.

The girl didn't let it die though. She said a lot of bad things about me behind my back though high school. I stayed classy and didn't send any shots back at her. For a few months girls in my high school wouldn't touch me. I ended up dating a girl from a different school so it didn't effect me that year.

Eventually she gained a little weight and got mild acne. She was still cute but no where near where she was when I knew her.

At least karma got that girl back. Either way I learned to never say anything that could jeopardize getting what I want.

That's my story, hope you learned from my mistake.

 
Haha. You. With a girl. Hahahahaha.

Wait - you're from Maryland? Where in Maryland? I get the feeling I may know you and have to destroy you.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
My biggest fvck up with a girl? I tried trusting one once. Man was I stupid!
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As did I. You can thank her for the crazy, bitter, sadistic lunatic that you all hate so.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Nik
My biggest fvck up with a girl? I tried trusting one once. Man was I stupid!
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As did I. You can thank her for the crazy, bitter, sadistic lunatic that you all hate so.
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hahaha here here! :beer:
 
Again, Amplifier. Identify your school of origin. Or at least tell me if the name "Raycob" means anything to you. Or "Hamilton". Or "O'Brien"

/me begins arming the missiles
 
similar thing happend to me... some jealous ex-friend of mine wanted her too and spread vicious rumor. ah highschool drama.... that was back in 1988.
 
No, I've always been Amplifier.

I'll be at the Baltimore courthouse on Lafette today at 8:30am. If the past few months are any indication, that's my 'school of origin'.
 
the biggest fvckup i've had with a girl was tonight. i drove her home drunk and lied to her that i was ok. then i confessed to her online and now i'm getting b!tched at. and yes, i'm an idiot. no need to say it yourself.
 
How bout this:

Met girl up at college last year in calc 2 and became great friends. We hung out together and talked and did all the bf-gf stuff for about 2 weeks. The weekend after finals there was this huge party at some houses across the street from campus. We decided to both go over and have a good time. When we got there, I discovered there were two girls that I knew from high-school. I had a relationship with one of them, which ended during the summer before my freshmen year at college, and had a crush on the other. Oh btw, both were completely wasted. So I took the current gf around and introduced her to people (the ones who werent drunk). Eventually we both got drunk and she passed out. From there I went off and talked with the 2 other girls and somehow almost ended up in a 3-way in one of the bedrooms. The thing is, right before we could start to do anything interesting, my gf came in and started crying (for an obvious reason). I got dressed (D@MN!!!!!) and talked her down before she ran away, because this was the middle of winter in Duluth MN. She went on talking about how we were ment to be together and some other stuff that I just tunned out. That is where she got really pissed off and started throwing sh!t at me. By now I was getting to be sober and could tell she was still quite drunk so I just let here throw what she wanted to. In the end, we broke up and I hooked up with those 2 girls later that night 😉 after giving the old gf a ride home.
 
I was talking to like 4 different girls at the same time, 3 of them i didnt care, but there was one i liked. I kept gettin confused, called all of them the wrong names, they all are mad at me now
 
Originally posted by: Soccerman06
How bout this:

Met girl up at college last year in calc 2 and became great friends. We hung out together and talked and did all the bf-gf stuff for about 2 weeks. The weekend after finals there was this huge party at some houses across the street from campus. We decided to both go over and have a good time. When we got there, I discovered there were two girls that I knew from high-school. I had a relationship with one of them, which ended during the summer before my freshmen year at college, and had a crush on the other. Oh btw, both were completely wasted. So I took the current gf around and introduced her to people (the ones who werent drunk). Eventually we both got drunk and she passed out. From there I went off and talked with the 2 other girls and somehow almost ended up in a 3-way in one of the bedrooms. The thing is, right before we could start to do anything interesting, my gf came in and started crying (for an obvious reason). I got dressed (D@MN!!!!!) and talked her down before she ran away, because this was the middle of winter in Duluth MN. She went on talking about how we were ment to be together and some other stuff that I just tunned out. That is where she got really pissed off and started throwing sh!t at me. By now I was getting to be sober and could tell she was still quite drunk so I just let here throw what she wanted to. In the end, we broke up and I hooked up with those 2 girls later that night 😉 after giving the old gf a ride home.
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Not bad, you glad you ditched the girl from calc II?

 
Originally posted by: Amplifier

We all act stupid sometimes, especially at a young age. Here is the worst I've messed up with a girl in my opinion. You might find it funny/stupid/similar to something that happened to you. Either way I guarantee you that you won't make my mistake in your own life after reading this.

***

This is back in 8th grade. I meet this really cute girl working at the local farm fair (yes we have farm fairs in MD) as a face painter. She was in my grade but I never spoke to her up until this point.

Well we hit it off really well. Every joke I tell her makes her laugh, every compliment makes her smile. First day I hit a single in the bed of an RV on display. She calls me up later that night and we talk for over an hour.

Next day I keep making her laugh and she really starts to like me. When she gets off her shift we go to the woods and I hit a triple and a double. Bases were loaded. She got nervous and said she wanted to go play some games. Damn, ok no problem.

I was the second person in my group of friends to get that far with a girl. Mad respect from all of them. Nothing to complain about.

I talk to her last night and she tells me she wants to fvck after her birthday party. Holy sht. Ok ok, game face Amp. Just don't fvck anything up in the next two days.

When I go to meet her the next day she cries when she sees me and calls me an asshole. Ok so my friends told their friends and so on (never found out who leaked the story). Apparently that was a big deal in the 8th grade scene. So everyone knew what happened and wouldn't leave me or her along about it. She never talked to me again.

I was so pissed at myself you couldn't imagine.

The girl didn't let it die though. She said a lot of bad things about me behind my back though high school. I stayed classy and didn't send any shots back at her. For a few months girls in my high school wouldn't touch me. I ended up dating a girl from a different school so it didn't effect me that year.

Eventually she gained a little weight and got mild acne. She was still cute but no where near where she was when I knew her.

At least karma got that girl back. Either way I learned to never say anything that could jeopardize getting what I want.

That's my story, hope you learned from my mistake.
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Ok, dumbass. A single, a triple, and a double doesn't load the bases. Fvcking up with a girl...whatever. But fvcking up the game of baseball is a cardinal sin.
 
more or less yes, she was nice and fun to be around, hell she even liked some video-games, but she got boring real fast and was not a party person and a light-weight, only held 5 beers and was out.

I liked the girls from high-school more anyways. I am currently dating the one I had the crush on.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Again, Amplifier. Identify your school of origin. Or at least tell me if the name "Raycob" means anything to you. Or "Hamilton". Or "O'Brien"

/me begins arming the missiles
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i'm also from maryland 🙂 do you want to kill me too?


i turned down sex a few times when i shouldn't have
 
To be fair...what guy in 8th grade isn't a total moron? I probably would have done the same thing at that age...but hopefully have had the forsight to tell my friends to STFU about it. Her position is understandable too though, you gave her a rep of a total slut pretty much overnight...and reps are more important to girls than guys it seems.

LOL...were her exact words "After my birthday party I want to fvck?"
 
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