Bigger Breasts

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

A man's wife was standing in front of a mirror with tears in her eyes. The
man asked her what was wrong. "My breasts are too small, and I don't know
what to do about it," she replied.

"Well, that's easily remedied," said the man, "all you have to do is rub
some toilet paper in between them."

"Really?" his wife said. "Toilet paper? Do you think it will work?"

"Of course," the man said. "It sure worked for your ass."

 

[TecHNooB]

Didn't get it -_-

 

[TheUnk]

she has a huge ass

 

[BriGy86]

I get jokes!

 

[MoPHo]

I snickered.

 

[destrekor]

I get jokes!

jokes and jokes and

 

[hclarkjr]

good one

 

[surfsatwerk]

*chortle*

 

[JulesMaximus]

I snickered.

I chortled.

 

[daw123]

Lol

 

[Modular]

I had this faxed to me once!

 

[Sea Moose]

I loled

 

[sivart]

I like them no larger than apples...both ends.

 

[Riceninja]

horrible

 

[sdifox]

Man in question was found dead. Coroner found 30 rolls of toilette paper jammed down his throat.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Man in question was found dead. Coroner found 30 rolls of toilette paper jammed down his throat.

Never marry a woman larger than yourself. Or a woman with brothers in prison, or recently released from prison.

 

[sivart]

I thought it was never marry a woman that weighed more than you because it can only mean one of three things.

1) She is really overweight (health hazard in the bed)
2) She is a lot taller than you
3) She is a lot stronger than you can could kick your ass

So far, no luck for me finding one that weighs less than me

 

[Fenixgoon]

I thought it was never marry a woman that weighed more than you because it can only mean one of three things.

1) She is really overweight (health hazard in the bed)
2) She is a lot taller than you
3) She is a lot stronger than you can could kick your ass

So far, no luck for me finding one that weighs less than me

jeez, at least you could aim for #2 or #3

 

[ShawnD1]

jeez, at least you could aim for #2 or #3

Unreasonable expectation. Strong amazon women want a big man who can still throw their asses around (because it's fun). Obese women just want a man. Any man.

That reminds me, I should start lifting some weights.

 

[lifeobry]

I didn't lol

 

[sdifox]

When confronted with "Does this dress make me look fat?" I always answer truthfully.

"No honey, the dress does not make you look fat."
I then get out of the room then say
"Do not blame the dress."

 

[olds]

I had this faxed to me once!

20 years ago?