Bigfoot capture is Imminent

Summitdrinker

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Bigfoot --
Imminent Capture Anticipated
BURLINGAME, CA -- (MARKET WIRE) -- 06/29/2005 -- "The elusive creature known as Bigfoot may not be elusive for very much longer," according to C. Thomas Biscardi, a Bigfoot explorer and founder of the Great American Bigfoot Research Organization.

In the next few days, Biscardi will begin an investigation into a cavernous area near Happy Camp, California, in which he expects to find evidence of Bigfoot inhabitation and hopefully be able to contain and capture a live creature.

This particular location has been chosen based on two very recent sightings from very credible witnesses. When Biscardi was contacted to follow up on these sightings, his investigation led to finding footprints indicative of a large primate. An account of this investigation is available in an article by Linda Martin datelined June 27, 2005 in the Happy Camp News at

 

Eli

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Happy Camp, California?

Sounds like they've been hitting the bong too much again.
 

mercanucaribe

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Maybe Tom Cruise will call our alien overlords rom the future with his Diametric Timephone to help find Bigfoot.