Big ketchup strikes

[charrison]

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Licensees who fill empty bottles of Heinz ketchup with other brands are to face investigation by the ketchup cops.

Heinz has established its own police force to visit pubs across the country to ensure Heinz bottles are filled with Heinz ketchup.

"A small minority of pub owners are tempted to fill Heinz bottles with inferior sauce," said Sunny Hoyle, one of the newly-recruited Heinz police officers.

"Rooting out these law-breakers will be just one of the tasks of the ketchup police."

The ketchup cops will even be accompanied by a bloodhound - called Heinz 57 Varieties.

In the US Heinz has introduced a new type of un-refillable bottle for use in bars, restaurants and cafes. But because there are no immediate plans to introduce the new bottle in the UK Heinz hopes the ketchup police will send out its message

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: charrison
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Licensees who fill empty bottles of Heinz ketchup with other brands are to face investigation by the ketchup cops.

Heinz has established its own police force to visit pubs across the country to ensure Heinz bottles are filled with Heinz ketchup.

"A small minority of pub owners are tempted to fill Heinz bottles with inferior sauce," said Sunny Hoyle, one of the newly-recruited Heinz police officers.

"Rooting out these law-breakers will be just one of the tasks of the ketchup police."

The ketchup cops will even be accompanied by a bloodhound - called Heinz 57 Varieties.

In the US Heinz has introduced a new type of un-refillable bottle for use in bars, restaurants and cafes. But because there are no immediate plans to introduce the new bottle in the UK Heinz hopes the ketchup police will send out its message

"In the US Heinz has introduced a new type of un-refillable bottle for use in bars, restaurants and cafes."

Son a Biatch, If I owned a Bar I would dump Heinz in a heartbeat with them pulling crap like this.

Heil Heinz my A$$

 

[Witling]

Okay, Conspiracy Buffs (my first post on this subject was mysteriously hijacked).

What is the name of John Kerry's wife?

Teresa Heinz Kerry -- and that's the truth. Although I think this has absolutely nothing to do with the post, I leave it to those of you who are capable of discerning what evil lurks in the heart of man to figure it out.