Big boobs & tight butts are stupid...

Beau

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Seriously they are. Look how much money people spend on plastic surgery to have them. 36D and 24" waist... Who cares? Marketing for products today is filled with women with these attributes that majority of people will never use. First of all, what's the point of it? Big, small, tight, flabby, they all do the same thing...

Essentially marketing for sex symbols and the decission for plastic surgery all caters to the idealists fantastical thoughts of nailing Barbie (which none of us will probably ever do, and in the rare event that it does happen, if someone sees them doing it, they'll get locked up in the loony bin). And pimping and running a strip club aside (something few people do), the average joe paying for plastic surgery is throwing money into an aspect of his a woman he'll never use.

The argument can barely be made that the same can be said about larger women. True, few people will use their woman of these attributes properly, but then most lovers for forementioned women are using them because it's a large beast. I'm sure few of them have any idea (or care) about how it is out of bed, but I bet you most of these user save a lot of money that would otherwise be spent on even stoopider items like lingerie and tummy tucks.
 

StageLeft

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No they aren't because in the safety of your bedroom you can legally do whatever you want to those boobs and butt! :p
 

Avatar26

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Originally posted by: Beau
Seriously they are. Look how much money people spend on plastic surgery to have them. 36D and 24" waist... Who cares? Marketing for products today is filled with women with these attributes that majority of people will never use. First of all, what's the point of it? Big, small, tight, flabby, they all do the same thing...

Essentially marketing for sex symbols and the decission for plastic surgery all caters to the idealists fantastical thoughts of nailing Barbie (which none of us will probably ever do, and in the rare event that it does happen, if someone sees them doing it, they'll get locked up in the loony bin). And pimping and running a strip club aside (something few people do), the average joe paying for plastic surgery is throwing money into an aspect of his a woman he'll never use.

The argument can barely be made that the same can be said about larger women. True, few people will use their woman of these attributes properly, but then most lovers for forementioned women are using them because it's a large beast. I'm sure few of them have any idea (or care) about how it is out of bed, but I bet you most of these user save a lot of money that would otherwise be spent on even stoopider items like lingerie and tummy tucks.

Don't be jealous. We can send you an instruction manual if you'd like...:D
 

Mrburns2007

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Yeah somebody needs to stop the madness
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ajpa123

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I'm all for plastic surgery for the super rich.

It takes money out of their swiss back accounts and into the pockets of rich US doctors, who can spend it.. so maybe the money flows back into the economy.

Maybe that didn't make sense.. lol

AJ.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Avatar26
Originally posted by: Beau
Seriously they are. Look how much money people spend on plastic surgery to have them. 36D and 24" waist... Who cares? Marketing for products today is filled with women with these attributes that majority of people will never use. First of all, what's the point of it? Big, small, tight, flabby, they all do the same thing...

Essentially marketing for sex symbols and the decission for plastic surgery all caters to the idealists fantastical thoughts of nailing Barbie (which none of us will probably ever do, and in the rare event that it does happen, if someone sees them doing it, they'll get locked up in the loony bin). And pimping and running a strip club aside (something few people do), the average joe paying for plastic surgery is throwing money into an aspect of his a woman he'll never use.

The argument can barely be made that the same can be said about larger women. True, few people will use their woman of these attributes properly, but then most lovers for forementioned women are using them because it's a large beast. I'm sure few of them have any idea (or care) about how it is out of bed, but I bet you most of these user save a lot of money that would otherwise be spent on even stoopider items like lingerie and tummy tucks.

Don't be jealous. We can send you an instruction manual if you'd like...:D
You obviously haven't seen the pics of Beau's wife. Would you like to see a wine list to go with your crow? :p

 

Avatar26

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Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: MAME
If you don't mind me asking, how big are your wife's breasts?

Perfectly sized :)

Ok, looked at the pics... I'll take my crow straight up, no training wheels for me.
And that was a very smart answer ;)
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: MAME
If you don't mind me asking, how big are your wife's breasts?

Perfectly sized :)

Haha, well I thought this was a serious thread and my argument was that if your wife had decent sized breasts, then you can understand why they're desireable. Anyway, continue with your antics!
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
I have a girl with big boobs. I also have a girl with a tight ass, but she is just for the weekend.
She can be that way forever if you'd just invest in something like this.

 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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Pretty good parody, but the simple fact that Beau's wife is a hottie sort of deflates his argument...

:beer::p
 

edro

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Easy for you to say, when you have a hot piece like that in bed with you. :D
 

CChaos

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Yet another aspect of our society that it's best not to think to deeply on. Put it in the "well this doesn't make too much sense but that's just the way it is" pile. Careful, that one's not too steady...