Big argument with the wife last night.

[GasX]

We have been having some cash flow issues, and after some lengthy discussion I agreed to give up drinking beer to save some money. This is hard for me, but I am taking one for the team and we should be back on the righteous financial path soon.

Last night, I found a receipt for $95 worth of make up. I confronted my wife and asked her why I had to give up things and she did not.

She responded by saying the makeup was for her to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for.

I slept on the couch last night...

 

[pulse8]

Old joke.

 

[Linux23]

LOL LOLCOPTER.

LOL

 

[dug777]

If this is the kind of effort you put up in the bedroom, i can see why she isn't impressed.

 

[KarmaPolice]

LOL OMG I am in the middle of class and I actually started laughing out loud..you jerk lol. that was awesome


On a more serious note...thats bull ******...if you give up the beer..she can buy makeup at the dollar store.

 

[leftyman]

pics of wife?

 

[chari]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

She responded by saying the makeup was for her to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for.

I lol'ed.

 

[loup garou]

I'm pretty sure you've posted this joke before!

 

[nakedfrog]

Didn't you post this exact thread last year? Or am I thinking of someone else?

 

[Ilmater]

5/10

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: loup garou
I'm pretty sure you've posted this joke before!

he has.

 

[athithi]

Originally posted by: loup garou
I'm pretty sure you've posted this joke before!

Yes, he did.

 

[Phokus]

i've heard this 'joke' at least 10 times

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: loup garou
I'm pretty sure you've posted this joke before!

Maybe, I don't remember. I have certainly portrayed jokes as personal anecdotes before...

This one is actually from an old Miller Lite ad which I stumbled upon out on the web. I was inspired.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: loup garou
I'm pretty sure you've posted this joke before!

Maybe, I don't remember. I have certainly portrayed jokes as personal anecdotes before...

This one is actually from an old Miller Lite ad which I stumbled upon out on the web. I was inspired.

Link?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: loup garou
I'm pretty sure you've posted this joke before!

Maybe, I don't remember. I have certainly portrayed jokes as personal anecdotes before...

This one is actually from an old Miller Lite ad which I stumbled upon out on the web. I was inspired.

Link?

here you go!

 

[Spineshank]

I think i see this joke on here every couple of months.

 

[Mucho]

2/10

 

[ViviTheMage]

mmmmm mediocre

 

[FoBoT]

sweet

 

[krunchykrome]

nm