Bible quote

[wazzledoozle]

If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

:thumbsup:

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[Leros]

Leviticus is kinda funny.

 

[mrkun]

Originally posted by: Leros
Leviticus is kinda funny.

Yeah, the Old Testament is teh pwn.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: wazzledoozle
http://img.techpowerup.org/070422/lol.jpg

Damn I did not realize people store that much kindling in their house.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: mrkun

Originally posted by: Leros
Leviticus is kinda funny.

Yeah, the Old Testament is teh pwn.

My favorite is: "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the Lord"

 

[toolboxolio]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: mrkun

Originally posted by: Leros
Leviticus is kinda funny.

Yeah, the Old Testament is teh pwn.

My favorite is: "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the Lord"

So if I teabag a sinner and they bite.... I don't get into heaven?

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: mrkun

Originally posted by: Leros
Leviticus is kinda funny.

Yeah, the Old Testament is teh pwn.

My favorite is: "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the Lord"

In other words, all you pussy-whipped men are going to hell.. :evil:

 

[alkemyst]

what about men and animals? 🙂

 

[Mucho]

19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
what about men and animals? 🙂

From the link:

If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

My question is, who would eat an animal that some dude was banging?

 

[edro]

Leviticus is fuct up. When I used to go to church as a kid, I would just read Leviticus to stay entertained.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: alkemyst
what about men and animals? 🙂

From the link:

If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

My question is, who would eat an animal that some dude was banging?

Well... depending on how hard he was goin at it, that might be some mighty tender meat.


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