BEYOND O/T......this is just waaaay out there......but.....Has anybody here heard this before????

[redgtxdi]

Somebody mentioned a saying today that reminded me of another. He was an older guy (late 50's to early 60's????) and his wasn't exactly the same, but similar.


I recall my dad and uncle (his brother) used to say...........


"What would you rather do........1.) Suck snot out of a dead-horses nose??? or 2.) Slide down a 10ft razor blade."

And I recall my uncle (he passed away a few years ago, so no I can't ask) had said that they used to say this all the time when they were younger.


Anybody else ever heard this saying???



Maybe good for "Fear Factor PPV??" LOL!! :shocked:

 

[hjo3]

It's just a dumb kid's game... me and my friend used to sit around all day coming up with these.
"Have your eye poked out with a stick or drink a bowl of dog diarrhea," "Have a weiner surgically attached to your chin for a year or sleep next to a dead body for four nights," etc.

 

[amddude]

Please lock this thread, I think I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[redgtxdi]

Those are great, too!!!!




I think I definitely feel a.........


"Fear Factor----Extreme Version PPV" coming.




Now........where did I put Joe Rogan's phone # again..........


(P.S. We need a smiley that hurls.....LOL)

 

[imported_bum]

Haha... this was like the greatest game you could play when bored as a kid.

 

[rsd]

Quality thread here

 

[redgtxdi]

Originally posted by: rsd
Quality thread here

ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!



I've always said............There's nothing better than toilet humor!!!


(And ladies.......don't kid yourselves.........you're just as good at toilet humor as ANY guy could ever be!!!)

 

[ATLien247]

Sounds like the board game called Zobmondo...

 

[effowe]

Snot outta the horses nose, much better than slicing myself open.

 

[shortspanishguy]

No.... it was slide down a razor into a pool full of alcohol.

 

[Stiganator]

nope

 

[redgtxdi]

Originally posted by: effowe
Snot outta the horses nose, much better than slicing myself open.

Well and I think one of the reasons it was probably more of a conundrum to my dad & unlce was because, if you've ever been 'near' a dead horse that's been dead for more than a day or two............you know that the stench is absolutely unbearable!!!

But then again.......I'd assume we're talking about sucking "moist" snot (sorry) so perhaps it's BS to call both aspects to the table. ??

 

[redgtxdi]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
No.... it was slide down a razor into a pool full of alcohol.

And, to be honest, I *do* recall that, but I thought that was an "add on" from later generations.


(As if sliding down a 10ft razor blade wasn't bad enough already) :roll:

 

[meltdown75]

 

[jupiter57]

Uh.... How long has the horse been dead?

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: hjo3
It's just a dumb kid's game... me and my friend used to sit around all day coming up with these.
"Have your eye poked out with a stick or drink a bowl of dog diarrhea," "Have a weiner surgically attached to your chin for a year or sleep next to a dead body for four nights," etc.

lol penis on the chin.