Beware the Vegas hotel death ray!

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I love P&N. No matter what something is, some crazy will come in and try to blame it on Obama/Bush/whoever. Was not dissapointed, thanks Fear! And LOL at the article--that's pretty awesome. Should be quite easy to solve, though--just cover the pool area with a small "roof" that reflects/scatters the light.
 

Linflas

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I love P&N. No matter what something is, some crazy will come in and try to blame it on Obama/Bush/whoever. Was not dissapointed, thanks Fear! And LOL at the article--that's pretty awesome. Should be quite easy to solve, though--just cover the pool area with a small "roof" that reflects/scatters the light.

Closely followed by the poster missing the sarcasm. ;)
 

DesiPower

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...the result has left some guests with burns from the powerful rays making them instant millionaires and even plastic bags have been recorded as melting in the heat...

Fixed
 

Homerboy

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I mean I understand how this is "news"... but it seems more suited for ATOT than P&N doesn't it?
 

Schadenfroh

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I mean I understand how this is "news"... but it seems more suited for ATOT than P&N doesn't it?

This is obviously a case of the proletariat construction worker's union striking back against their evil capitalist overlords.
 

Moonbeam

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I love P&N. No matter what something is, some crazy will come in and try to blame it on Obama/Bush/whoever. Was not dissapointed, thanks Fear! And LOL at the article--that's pretty awesome. Should be quite easy to solve, though--just cover the pool area with a small "roof" that reflects/scatters the light.

Yes, I have a saying for this. Drop something in a pig sty and it gets covered with pig shit. It's the hammer nail thingi. Pigs eat slop and shit pig shit. These pigs are are engaged in a pig shitting contest or culture war to save a backward way of life that's dying and hence in addition to all the pig shit we hear lots of squealing.
 

OutHouse

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Yes, I have a saying for this. Drop something in a pig sty and it gets covered with pig shit. It's the hammer nail thingi. Pigs eat slop and shit pig shit. These pigs are are engaged in a pig shitting contest or culture war to save a backward way of life that's dying and hence in addition to all the pig shit we hear lots of squealing.

did you drop a fresh batch of LSD this morning?
 

PeshakJang

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I actually just stayed there a couple weeks ago. Very nice complex. Extremely shiny... I would imagine that the problem would be a seasonal thing, with the sun having to be in a very specific area of the sky to reflect just right.

Maybe it will show us where the well of souls is located?
 

Bacstar

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I believe I read another article where the engineers did anticipate this because the windows have a coating that is supposed to absorb 70% of the energy. However, I guess they needed a bit more coating...
 

thegimp03

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Class-action lawsuit on the way. It's stupid to try to tan in Vegas anyways unless you wear like SPF2000.
 

PeshakJang

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Class-action lawsuit on the way. It's stupid to try to tan in Vegas anyways unless you wear like SPF2000.

When I visited a couple weeks ago it was pretty unbearable to even walk outside for more than 10 minutes... 110F with what seemed like a constant 50 Mph wind that sucked any moisture out of you. Any uncovered skin would be burnt pretty quickly even without the death-ray.