between a one armed bear, and ??, who would win?

[Barnaby W. Füi]

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[murphy55d]

Ditka vs one armed bear?


WHAT IF THE BEAR WAS NAMED DITKA??

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

i totally forgot this was already in my sig. hehe

 

[Nemesis77]

Off-topic: Yesterday I saw a video from the 70's(?) where a man was attacked by two female lions. The guy tried to struggle for a while, but it was pointless Poor guy got killed (and apparently eaten) right in front of the camera.

It was pretty damn disturbing...

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
Off-topic: Yesterday I saw a video from the 70's(?) where a man was attacked by two female lions. The guy tried to struggle for a while, but it was pointless Poor guy got killed (and apparently eaten) right in front of the camera.

It was pretty damn disturbing...

no sh!t

what was he doing? punching them?

 

[TheCorm]

Was this the one where he was being a jackass and getting out to take close up pics of the lions while in a safari park??

Corm

 

[Nemesis77]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
Off-topic: Yesterday I saw a video from the 70's(?) where a man was attacked by two female lions. The guy tried to struggle for a while, but it was pointless Poor guy got killed (and apparently eaten) right in front of the camera.

It was pretty damn disturbing...

no sh!t

what was he doing? punching them?

He was trying to film them. He was sneaking with a camera close to the lion, when another lion attacked him from the behind. The other lion joined in and started to maul him. He tried to struggle and get away, but as you can imagine, it was pretty helpless. There were two cars with people inside present, so I assume it was a safari of somekind. they tried to shoo the lions away, but it didn't work.

Like I said, pretty damn disturbing. I can PM you a link to the vid if you like, but I can't do it right now (I'm at work, and the filters we have here wont let me access that website).

 

[Nemesis77]

Originally posted by: TheCorm
Was this the one where he was being a jackass and getting out to take close up pics of the lions while in a safari park??

Corm

Sounds like it.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Nemesis77

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
Off-topic: Yesterday I saw a video from the 70's(?) where a man was attacked by two female lions. The guy tried to struggle for a while, but it was pointless Poor guy got killed (and apparently eaten) right in front of the camera.

It was pretty damn disturbing...

no sh!t

what was he doing? punching them?

He was trying to film them. He was sneaking with a camera close to the lion, when another lion attacked him from the behind. The other lion joined in and started to maul him. He tried to struggle and get away, but as you can imagine, it was pretty helpless. There were two cars with people inside present, so I assume it was a safari of somekind. they tried to shoo the lions away, but it didn't work.

Like I said, pretty damn disturbing. I can PM you a link to the vid if you like, but I can't do it right now (I'm at work, and the filters we have here wont let me access that website).

nah that's ok, i can visualize it pretty well