Better spend those Bezos bucks fast

Jaskalas

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So Jeff Bezos only owns a 16% share of Amazon?

I was worried that she'd seize half his shares, and hand them over to a rival but it looks like a swing of 8% might not do that much.

Odd that he can control so much of the company with such a small stake in it.
 

Lanyap

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His new girlfriend, a neighbor, has had too much plastic surgery and looks fake - boobs, lips, face, etc. I hear that she used to work for Fox.

This calls for a link to the National Enquirer who has raunchy texts messages between the two. :p
https://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-text-messages-affair-scandal/


jeff-bezos-laura-whitesell-patrick.jpg
 

rstrohkirch

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My take away from this is that Jeff has a droopy right eye and I've never noticed it until now.
 
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Starbuck1975

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There is apparently a mistress, and naughty texts. At least he’s not hitting one of his employees, that we know of.
 

sdifox

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There is apparently a mistress, and naughty texts. At least he’s not hitting one of his employees, that we know of.

Lol, I am sure the people fainting in warehouses and then carted off on waiting ambulances disagree with you.
 

Starbuck1975

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Lol, I am sure the people fainting in warehouses and then carted off on waiting ambulances disagree with you.
I don’t understand how Amazon is so successful given how abusive the working conditions are in their fulfillment centers.