'Better Marriage Blanket'

[moshquerade]

Anyone need to give this a try?

Product Claims To 'Blanket' Flatulence Odor

'Better Marriage Blanket' Sells For $49.95

POSTED Tuesday, May 4, 2010
UPDATED 8:19 am EDT May 4, 2010

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ORLANDO, Fla. -- A product being sold on TV is touting a unique way to a "better marriage."

The "Better Marriage Blanket" claims to quickly and completely absorb the odor of flatulence.The company will not disclose how the blanket works, but the product claims it uses activated carbon and a special type of polyester in each layer of the blanket.The blanket costs $49.95.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/23444833/detail.html

 

[meltdown75]

that's... random

 

[moshquerade]

that's... random

you sound blanket-curious :awe:

 

[meltdown75]

you sound blanket-curious :awe:

my ex never farted while she was awake. this is why when i came to bed late, i had to be careful when i lifted the covers 0_0 she saved em all for her dutch oven. good times... not

 

[SunnyD]

Hmm, I may have to order one of... :sneaky:

Oh hai!

 

[spaceman]

zoundz good

 

[Bird222]

my ex never farted while she was awake. this is why when i came to bed late, i had to be careful when i lifted the covers 0_0 she saved em all for her dutch oven. good times... not

Dutch oven! LOL!!!!

 

[spidey07]

Forwarded to wife with following comment

I don't know if I should LOL or WTF!

 

[ebolamonkey3]

How about WTFOL!!

 

[BoomerD]

This product would take all the fun out of dutch ovening...

NO THANKS!

 

[sandorski]

Does it vibrate? Kill Sperm? Anything useful?

 

[child of wonder]

My wife and I fart so much they just cancel each other out.

 

[spidey07]

My wife and I fart so much they just cancel each other out.

I don't think it works that way. Rather than destructive interference flatulence exhibits magnifying constructive interference. It's a wave/farticle duality thing.

 

[child of wonder]

I don't think it works that way. Rather than destructive interference flatulence exhibits magnifying constructive interference. It's a wave/farticle duality thing.

Maybe they just get to be so much our olfactory senses can no longer detect them.

 

[Leros]

Why would you want to stop it? Forcing your SO to smell your farts is a way of bonding. Or at least, that's what I tell her.

 

[seepy83]

All newlyweds should get at least one of these as a wedding gift.