Betcha He Don't Have the Balls . . .

Bowfinger

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Kudos to Mr. Walker. Most Darwin Award contenders have to kill themselves to withdraw from the gene pool.
 

glenn1

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

I think this pretty much defines adding insult to injury. Shoot your boys off, go to jail for illegal gun possession? Doesn't the phrase "punished enough already" mean anything to that judge?
 

DeeKnow

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pity he wasn't in the US... or he could have sued the pub for letting him consume dangerous amounts of beer. The poor Brits get no justice...