summer camp, when I was like 14... while some kid that I hated was sleeping, I put toothpaste across his eyelids. the paste hardened overnight, and when he woke up in the morning, he couldn't open his eyes 
best part about that one was that he was sleeping on a top bunk. he totally freaked out.
the big stage crew "prank" every year was to take the most annoying freshman stage crew member, tie them up with rope and duct tape, and then leave them in the girls bathroom for a few hours (I went to an all-guys school, so the female bathroom was pretty underused). we got in serious trouble for it during my junior year, though, when a teacher found the student, so that put an end to the tradition.
'bout 4 in the morning, junior year of college... I put a bunch of gay pride bumper stickets on a crapload of cars that were parked outside of a rival frat house.
a few months ago, one of my friends left me alone with their Dell for a few hours. I put in a Mandrake Move CD, set the BIOS to only boot from CD, and left the computer turned off. When she came back, I had her convinced that I formatted her hard drive and installed Linux over it. I let her believe that for a good 6 hours
best part about that one was that he was sleeping on a top bunk. he totally freaked out.the big stage crew "prank" every year was to take the most annoying freshman stage crew member, tie them up with rope and duct tape, and then leave them in the girls bathroom for a few hours (I went to an all-guys school, so the female bathroom was pretty underused). we got in serious trouble for it during my junior year, though, when a teacher found the student, so that put an end to the tradition.
'bout 4 in the morning, junior year of college... I put a bunch of gay pride bumper stickets on a crapload of cars that were parked outside of a rival frat house.
a few months ago, one of my friends left me alone with their Dell for a few hours. I put in a Mandrake Move CD, set the BIOS to only boot from CD, and left the computer turned off. When she came back, I had her convinced that I formatted her hard drive and installed Linux over it. I let her believe that for a good 6 hours
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I lived in a quad dorm in college. (4 rooms connected to a shared bathroom area) One night I bought a candy bar from the vending machine and it was just disgusting looking... I wasn't about to eat it. But, I didn't want to waste it either! So what could I do with it... hrmmm.... <light bulb>
My roommate and I decided to doctor it up a bit. We kind of smashed it up a little while running water over the top of it to give it a nice touch. The great thing is that it was a Snickers bar so it had some peanuts in it. After it was finally soaked a bit and smashed up it began to resemble something else. We left this 'something else' outside of my neighbor's bathroom/quad door.
The next day I was returning from class and saw that he was in the bathroom talking to the custodian. Apparently some moron had taken a dump outside of his door! OH NO WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING.
I did end up telling him that I had done it, but told him it was in retribution for his spilling Captain Morgan's in my keyboard the week before.
My roommate and I decided to doctor it up a bit. We kind of smashed it up a little while running water over the top of it to give it a nice touch. The great thing is that it was a Snickers bar so it had some peanuts in it. After it was finally soaked a bit and smashed up it began to resemble something else. We left this 'something else' outside of my neighbor's bathroom/quad door.
The next day I was returning from class and saw that he was in the bathroom talking to the custodian. Apparently some moron had taken a dump outside of his door! OH NO WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING.
I did end up telling him that I had done it, but told him it was in retribution for his spilling Captain Morgan's in my keyboard the week before.
ok, here are a few not in any order.
I put a whistle tip(buy them at novelty stores) in a co-workers (in a few of thiers) tailpipe, she had to go to Chicago next morning and took her car to the dealership the next morning and was late for meeting (we didn't know :Q)
A manager asked me to wrap up and label a air powered roll pin insertion gun to take with him down to one of our manufacturing plants, I put it in a plastic bag and wrapped it with a tag that said ".357 Magnum" (pre- 911), he got searched at the airport and alarms went off and he got surrounded and had to go back and check his bag, didn't miss his flight but my boss was pissed.
We (the shop guys) took "Snap n' Pops" and put them under the toilet seat stand off's (must be gentle) and the fire inspector came in and toured our bathroom last, you could hear a "BANG! Whooaaaaa!" but he didn't mention it when he came out, he just looked flushed (lol)
I took a old pair of my work boots and put them in front of the toilet in a regular bathroom stall and turned off the lights, an engineer went in and ran back out, he then went and got more people who would walk in then run out, they left laughing to show more people and we took another pair of boots and faced them in the opposite direction without being caught and turned off the lights again....hilarity insued.
There are many more but I need to get some work done, will add on later.
I put a whistle tip(buy them at novelty stores) in a co-workers (in a few of thiers) tailpipe, she had to go to Chicago next morning and took her car to the dealership the next morning and was late for meeting (we didn't know :Q)
A manager asked me to wrap up and label a air powered roll pin insertion gun to take with him down to one of our manufacturing plants, I put it in a plastic bag and wrapped it with a tag that said ".357 Magnum" (pre- 911), he got searched at the airport and alarms went off and he got surrounded and had to go back and check his bag, didn't miss his flight but my boss was pissed.
We (the shop guys) took "Snap n' Pops" and put them under the toilet seat stand off's (must be gentle) and the fire inspector came in and toured our bathroom last, you could hear a "BANG! Whooaaaaa!" but he didn't mention it when he came out, he just looked flushed (lol)
I took a old pair of my work boots and put them in front of the toilet in a regular bathroom stall and turned off the lights, an engineer went in and ran back out, he then went and got more people who would walk in then run out, they left laughing to show more people and we took another pair of boots and faced them in the opposite direction without being caught and turned off the lights again....hilarity insued.
There are many more but I need to get some work done, will add on later.
I used to put itching powder on my friends' backs after playing outside during lunch
Sweating = open pores = more scratching!
my defense: I was only 10
Sweating = open pores = more scratching!
my defense: I was only 10
My ex-boss told me a funny one that happened to him.
He was head of sales at a Wall Street firm a few years back.
They were hiring sales people for some positions and he interviewed an attractive woman for one position.
The woman had all the right answers and had a very good resume and references. When the interview came to an end, he told her he would call her back. She then said she really wanted the job. He told her yes but he needed to interview more people before getting back to her.
She then got closer to him and said "You don't understand. I really want this job" He tried to explain again but she started taking off her clothes and said she really wanted the job.
Just then, all the other sales people busted in and said happy birthday.
He was head of sales at a Wall Street firm a few years back.
They were hiring sales people for some positions and he interviewed an attractive woman for one position.
The woman had all the right answers and had a very good resume and references. When the interview came to an end, he told her he would call her back. She then said she really wanted the job. He told her yes but he needed to interview more people before getting back to her.
She then got closer to him and said "You don't understand. I really want this job" He tried to explain again but she started taking off her clothes and said she really wanted the job.
Just then, all the other sales people busted in and said happy birthday.
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