Me and some friends called a buddy's house claiming to be an AOL representitive. We asked to speak with his father about the family AOL account. We then informed him that we had monitored child pornography being downloaded by (our friends account) on (bullshit date) and that that was an infraction of the AOL terms of service. We said the family account was to be suspended immediatly and the fine for accessing child pornography was $2,000. He was grounded for a good month before we fessed up! Funny thing is, he never mentioned his being grounded to us doing that month. Man he was pissed when we said it was all us! Funny, funny stuff. Yours?
Best/Worst Prank You Have Ever Pulled.
- Thread starter coldfirenj
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Worst: i threw a snowball at my dad intendint to miss, and i hit him right below the eye. He's very sensitive about his eyes, i think i got my ass kicked for that one
Stole the seats and alarm out of a pimped out chevy stepside.
Painted pot leaves on almost every cop car in town.
Did a drive by with supersoakers filled with industrial paint remover on a blazer with a $6000 paint job.
Filled roomates deoderant (gel) with super glue.
Crimped the fuel line on an asshole's car.
Injected rommates condoms with capcacin (sp?)
I'll stop here but all the people that were recipients deserved it with the exception of the cops. We were trying to get a mention in the paper.
Painted pot leaves on almost every cop car in town.
Did a drive by with supersoakers filled with industrial paint remover on a blazer with a $6000 paint job.
Filled roomates deoderant (gel) with super glue.
Crimped the fuel line on an asshole's car.
Injected rommates condoms with capcacin (sp?)
I'll stop here but all the people that were recipients deserved it with the exception of the cops. We were trying to get a mention in the paper.
Grad Prank: Friday June 4th, 2004
With about 40 guys we took every desk, chair, stool, bench and table out of every class room in the school and arranged them in a straight line on the field.
Afterwards, we crowbarred half of the seats out of the auditorium and re-arranged them around our principals office so everyone would have a peep show.
BTW, we move almost 700 desks over 3 hours at 12:00 am.
With about 40 guys we took every desk, chair, stool, bench and table out of every class room in the school and arranged them in a straight line on the field.
Afterwards, we crowbarred half of the seats out of the auditorium and re-arranged them around our principals office so everyone would have a peep show.
BTW, we move almost 700 desks over 3 hours at 12:00 am.
We also used to play "switch". We would spend the night rearranging stuff in peoples yards. Moving peoples lawn furniture and other stuff to their neighbors yards. Sometimes we even did cars with jacks and snowmobile dollies.
Wow, that's prety... on the hardcore side. LOL about the condoms though.. 'it BURNS it BURNS!!!' keke
--SImon
I say BS.
Superglue immediately hardens when it gets contaminated. There's no way you can get to almost every police cars and you don't know what paint stripper does to the plastics Supersoakers are made of.
i find this hard to believe.
industrial paint remover will melt thru the supersoakers in an instant.
werd. Ever splashed a small amount of paint stripper on something plastic by accident? It dissolves the plastic and leaves a nasty mark.
There are plenty of paint removers that won't melt plastic. (I have some in a bottle in my shed in a plastic bottle right now)
The superglue was not contaminated.
It is not hard to get into the yard where they keep the cop cars in Port Royal, SC. (SOL is up)
superglue + deodorant = contaminated.
if u have paint remover in a plastic bottle it's not paint remover.
Actually I have some Citristrip stuff in a plastic bottle. That stuff removes paint alright. But plastic comes in many different types.
I'm sure the Supersoaker isn't designed to resist solvent like Citristrip containers.
not sensitive eyes, sensitive about his eyes, he has a fake eye orbit because im told he got hit in the face by a door once and it broke it.
Also: fishing line across the road, car drives thru big pop, car stops go WTF for like 5 mins. Lit the road at a major intersection on fire at like 1am, then ran when the cop lights started up
Maybe super soakers were made different when I was younger but we most definately used paint stripper in it. I use por-stripper in a plastice spray bottle and it will eat most plastics. The bottle doesn't last that long but it does work.
The deoderant was removed from the coontainer and super glue was injected. I can't tell you if the prank worked or not because he was getting stationed somewhere else. Sort of a going away present.
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