Best web page ever!

[IHateMyJob2004]

It does make my brain hurt.

Conservapedia

For example, go read about Barack Hussein Obama
or more painfully, "Counterexamples to an Old Earth"

FOUND MY NEW DESKTOP!
Caricature of Charles Darwin. To date, no fossils of H. darwinicus orangutanishicus have been found.

 

[Vette73]

In before people say its fake or a joke...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

 

[wuliheron]

I love how this website refers to such disinformation and hate mongering as "family friendly".

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Wow, that's a lot of hate, lies, misinformation bundled into a neat little box with a crucifix on top.
what the fuck is wrong with some of these people. I saw the movie Idiocracy the other day and it's scary how much that seems to be where we're heading.

 

[Monster_Munch]

I think most of the conservatives on this forum are major users of that site.

 

[evident]

what... the... fack...

 

[ProfJohn]

In before people say its fake or a joke...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

It may not be fake, but it certainly is a joke.

It is a web site for a punch of fringe Christians and nothing else. It in no way reflects the beliefs of mainstream conservatives.

Point to this in order to laugh at conservatives would be like pointing at democratic under ground and laughing at Democrats.

 

[Atreus21]

I will never understand some Christians' animosity towards evolution, science, or general scientific inquiry.

It speaks more to the fragility of their personal faith, than to the strength of it.

 

[Matt1970]

I am a conservative and some of the stuff on that site is off the wall. The earth is only 6000 years old.

"Creation science proves the biblical account, that dinosaurs were created on day 6 of creation[3] approximately 6,000 years ago, along with other land animals, and therefore co-existed with humans, thus debunking the Theory of Evolution and the beliefs of evolutionary scientists about the age of the earth.

Creation science shows that dinosaurs lived in harmony with other animals, (probably including in the Garden of Eden) eating only plants[4]; that pairs of each dinosaur kind were taken onto Noah's Ark during the Great Flood and were preserved from drowning[5]; that many of the fossilized dinosaur bones originated during the mass killing of the Flood[6]; and that possibly some descendants of those dinosaurs taken aboard the Ark are still around today."

They can't possibly be serious.

 

[thraashman]

I remember sometime years ago someone showed a most viewed pages on Conservapedia and at the time like 7 of the top 10 were about homosexuality. Granted I think this was when the Bush admin was trying to push a constitutional amendment. Now oddly enough by far the most viewed page on there is Atheism.

 

[Vette73]

It may not be fake, but it certainly is a joke.

It is a web site for a punch of fringe Christians and nothing else. It in no way reflects the beliefs of mainstream conservatives.

Point to this in order to laugh at conservatives would be like pointing at democratic under ground and laughing at Democrats.

You mean the republican base?

 

[wuliheron]

I will never understand some Christians' animosity towards evolution, science, or general scientific inquiry.

It speaks more to the fragility of their personal faith, than to the strength of it.

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
Johnathan Swift

 

[jackschmittusa]

How could they not be serious? Just look at the Creation Museum.

Bad enough that they are willfully ignorant, but with all of the BS they are comfortable making up to support their position, they are scary.

 

[yllus]

Poor Darwin. He went completely out of his way to make his findings not attack religion in any way and he's vilified regardless.

 

[evident]

I will never understand some Christians' animosity towards evolution, science, or general scientific inquiry.

It speaks more to the fragility of their personal faith, than to the strength of it.

its mostly conservative batshit crazy christians. most mainstream christian denominations have no problem with science and evolution.

 

[JockoJohnson]

its mostly conservative batshit crazy christians. most mainstream christian denominations have no problem with science and evolution.

Don't bring logic into this conversation. It will ruin the circle jerk of bashing ALL conservatives and Christians. I know that there are quite a bit of screwed-up conservatives and Christians, but the same can be said of the other side--but I don't believe that they are all like. There are definitely those on this forum who do believe that all conservatives and Christians are just batshit crazy and too stupid to live.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

In before people say its fake or a joke...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

It's also listed here:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

It may not be fake, but it certainly is a joke.

It is a web site for a punch of fringe Christians and nothing else. It in no way reflects the beliefs of mainstream conservatives.

Point to this in order to laugh at conservatives would be like pointing at democratic under ground and laughing at Democrats.

For that, you want http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
I think it is a joke site though, not trying to be serious.

Example worth noting:
http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/George_Bush

 

[werepossum]

It may not be fake, but it certainly is a joke.

It is a web site for a punch of fringe Christians and nothing else. It in no way reflects the beliefs of mainstream conservatives.

Point to this in order to laugh at conservatives would be like pointing at democratic under ground and laughing at Democrats.

Agreed. When I heard it was to be launched, I was hopeful. Instead, wikipedia cleaned up its act astonishingly well and conservapedia became a drunken clown act from day one, not even respectable enough to be a parody of a parody. Might as well be run by the Westboro Baptist Church.

 

[manimal]

I couldnt find alfred E neuman on the site, it must be broken..

 

[Vette73]

It's also listed here:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

Yeo sure is...

“HAHA! that's hilarious! I- oh my goodness, you're being serious.” ~ Everyone on Conservapedia
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“Sometimes it is impossible to tell whether one is reading Conservapedia or Uncyclopedia without peeking at the URL.” ~ Everyone else on Conservapedia


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