best way to unbrainwash someone

jhu

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my friend just joined a blood-cult. i don't know if i can reason with him anymore. ever since he moved off to college he's been talking about ritual sacrifices and how he worships baba-yaga. i've tried talking to him about it, but everytime he cuts me off and then puts a hex on me.
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: jhu
my friend just joined a blood-cult. i don't know if i can reason with him anymore. ever since he moved off to college he's been talking about ritual sacrifices and how he worships baba-yaga. i've tried talking to him about it, but everytime he cuts me off and then puts a hex on me.


You're going to have to off him. For the sake of his immortal soul. If you let him go down this dark road he will burn in hell forever. As a friend you just can't let that happen. Kill your friend. You'll feel better.

 

ThaGrandCow

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I prefer 100,000 volts to properly unbrainwash someone. The older style 90,000 volt shocks just don't cut it anymore.
 

jhu

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i can tell he gets annoyed at me when i tell him that sacrificing goats to appease the sun god is just wrong. he says the sun won't rise unless blood has been spilled. i tell him that the sun rose in the past before his sacrifices. his rebuttle is that there's always someone somewhere performing a ritual sacrifice so as to allow the sun to rise. next thing i know, i have locusts crawling out of my bathtub. help!
 

anxi80

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the sun god is wrong.

::f*** the sun. long live the f***** beast. "the night time is the right time... the night time is the right time...":: (lol, adam sandler cd skits crack me up)
 

RalphKramden

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But who the f&ck are you to make decisions for her about something as personal as what organization your friend chooses? Your post is insulting to everyone on this board who is remotely into blood-cults. Listen, a$$hole, free thinking and blood-cults are NOT mutually exclusive. If you believe that, then you haven't bothered to talk to enough blood-cult people, and you are living with your own ignorance.

I can't speak to her situation any more because you've described it through a very distorted lense. As far as I know, it could just as easily be a local church youth group as it could be the Branch Davidians or Raelians (sp?). You seem to classify them all as one and the sam
 

Moonbeam

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Man oh man, leave it to the noobs. None of them realize that Dr. jhu and Mr. Blood-culter are one and the same, the two peronsa of a very curious case. :D Have you got that job testing the donations at the blood bank yet, jhu?
 

SnapIT

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Originally posted by: RalphKramden
But who the f&ck are you to make decisions for her about something as personal as what organization your friend chooses? Your post is insulting to everyone on this board who is remotely into blood-cults. Listen, a$$hole, free thinking and blood-cults are NOT mutually exclusive. If you believe that, then you haven't bothered to talk to enough blood-cult people, and you are living with your own ignorance.

I can't speak to her situation any more because you've described it through a very distorted lense. As far as I know, it could just as easily be a local church youth group as it could be the Branch Davidians or Raelians (sp?). You seem to classify them all as one and the sam

PRAISE baba-yaga! :p
 

jhu

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i just found out my friend is eating deer brains from wisconsin as part of the blood-cult's "cleansing" ritual. i don't know what else i can offer him. he won't listen to reason. chronic wasting disease is rampant in the deer here.
 

Moonbeam

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Well, generally speaking and as a matter of ethics one would generally want to have the person themselves seek their own health, but if and when it comes to chronic wasting diesase that becomes another matter. What you must do is listen to your friend. He has choosen such an out in the field religion because of his or her basic insecurity and starved need of attention. The more outrageous the better as in negative attention is better than no attention. So what you have to do is sit down with your friend and listen, but not just listen as is your wont, but to really listen with profound, focused powerful attention to every word she wishes to express. This is the puss from the wound squeeze, the psychic exhaustion of a pent up need. It will have the effect of letting go suddenly of a roap as in a tug of war. The bias of not being listened too will drain like an arterial bleed, perhaps not the best analogy here, but you get the idea. Then you must hold them for the inevitable gush of tears that will follow such catharsis. Hold them and rock them and say it will be OK. Let them mourn for their lost soul, for the child that died within and when they have mourned and mourned the pain will wash away. We float like bobbers in a tank of sh!t afraid to submurge. But we are trapped in an overturned boat and must dive to reach fresh air. Once the core event, the grief of loss has been touched the relief will be so profound that the chains of brainwashing will fade away. We are flys in fly paper because without our true selves we seek anthing and all that promises us some alternate surrogate erzots meaning. Good luck and lay off any snacks you might find laying about your friends place.
 

NewSc2

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Originally posted by: jhu
i just found out my friend is eating deer brains from wisconsin as part of the blood-cult's "cleansing" ritual. i don't know what else i can offer him. he won't listen to reason. chronic wasting disease is rampant in the deer here.

:confused:
 

So

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I suggest you explain a few laws that these crazy guys named Kepler, Newton, and Galileo came up with a few years back. They were even published in some books! :D:cool: