Capt Caveman
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Go find yourself a fattie or a fugly. Probably your only chance without paying for it.
Go find yourself a fattie or a fugly. Probably your only chance without paying for it.
Not like there's any mass to reduce.
:awe:
And lol, that house episode is what came to my mind as well. The cow guy in the clinic.
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the best way to kill any womans sex drive completely is trident.
maybe you can find the female version of yourself.
maybe you can find the female version of yourself.
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lord_emperor
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Build a machine that causes prostate ejaculation on command, fire it off a few times when entering the proposed situations.
HomeBrewerDude
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That doesn't do anything. I can stay hard forever and that won't end the hormonal chaos either. Masturbation does nothing.
Sounds like you have champagne taste on a beer budget. Learning what "league" you are in will help you get over the fact that you are never going to finger whatever hot chick you have a crush on.
You need to start talking to females who you actually have a chance to bang.
You need to start talking to females who you actually have a chance to bang.
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Actually, I realized it when I was five, but these things called hormones don't care what the hell I think.
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schneiderguy
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Just curious, post a picture of the female that you'd consider the bare minimum of attractiveness.
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lord_emperor
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Getting some action and maybe even falling in love with a chick who is a 5 instead of a 10 still satifies sexual desire. As soon as you are old enough to go to a bar and do the old "2 o'clock sweep", you will find this out yourself.
Do you cry every time you see an Italian sports car go by?
http://www.libidno.com/
Combine this with heavy exercise (the kind that leaves you dead tired) and some sort of testosterone blocker. Anybody on ATOT know of a drug to decrease testosterone or block it's use? There has got to be something.
Should get ya real close. Close enough you could mentally manage the rest of your sexual urges.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyproterone - get some of this too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac - read this too
Combine this with heavy exercise (the kind that leaves you dead tired) and some sort of testosterone blocker. Anybody on ATOT know of a drug to decrease testosterone or block it's use? There has got to be something.
Should get ya real close. Close enough you could mentally manage the rest of your sexual urges.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyproterone - get some of this too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaphrodisiac - read this too
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Not really. And since I don't really fall in love with 5 out of 10s nor make friends with them... ain't happenin'.
Cry? No. Die a little inside? Yes.
So some part of your brain that controls attraction, is over-riding your natural and hormonal urge to mate, even if it isn't the most desirable mate out there.
If this is the case, and evolution is to work properly, this will be removed from the gene pool by you not reproducing.
The only wild-cards are alcohol and sex-crimes...
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