Best way to irritate Linux/BSD monkeys? Pics wanted.

[MercenaryForHire]

I'm in need of a little assistance here. I need some BSD/Linux propaganda so I can Photoshop the hell out of it and get back at some jabbering monkeys around the office.

They won't shut up about BSD and Linux ... while I admit they both kick arse, there is no way in hell they're going to be common desktop OSes for awhile (sorry guys), and no, we are NOT going to install it on all our servers (currently NT/2K rigs)

Little help, please?

OT - Is there any way to create a "poll only" thread ... I'm heading off to check the FAQs right now.

- M4H

 

[Demon-Xanth]

There's always the pic of the BSD Daemon bending over Tux...

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
There's always the pic of the BSD Daemon bending over Tux...

If you need that, pm me, I have it in several locations

Have you seen the pics of hotties with tux and beastie photochopped onto them? Do that with the head of the MPAA or Bill G or any old nasty woman.

Just dont mess with puffy.

 

[vi edit]

You could always do stick figure art of a stick figure anally violating another stick figure. On one, put Bill gate's head, on the other put the linux penguin...or if you are really dirty, their GF's face.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
You could always do stick figure art of a stick figure anally violating another stick figure. On one, put Bill gate's head, on the other put the linux penguin...or if you are really dirty, their GF's face.

I think the GF's face thing is a little too personal. Put their face.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
There's always the pic of the BSD Daemon bending over Tux...

I was thinking of that, but I've got to get something in there for the BSD lovers too. Surely someone's done a role reversal of that pic. For the ultimate insult, something with Bill Gates "in behind" would be optimal.

And I think stick figures are a little too ... uh ... "stickdeathesqe" for this.

- M4H

 

[n0cmonkey]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~marcone/bsdversuslinux.html

 

[MercenaryForHire]

lol .. true n0c, true.

Linux seems to be the b1tch in this relationship. Chuck bending Tux over, (accuracte) propaganda ... I need anti-BSD ammo!

Maybe BSD/LSD puns ... though I'm sure it's old ...

- M4H

 

[bizmark]

my god n0cmonkey that was funny! Those linux dweebs all had the funniest looks on their faces! LMAO!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: bizmark
my god n0cmonkey that was funny! Those linux dweebs all had the funniest looks on their faces! LMAO!

Im a BSD user

 

[smp]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I'm in need of a little assistance here. I need some BSD/Linux propaganda so I can Photoshop the hell out of it and get back at some jabbering monkeys around the office. They won't shut up about BSD and Linux ... while I admit they both kick arse, there is no way in hell they're going to be common desktop OSes for awhile (sorry guys), and no, we are NOT going to install it on all our servers (currently NT/2K rigs) Little help, please? OT - Is there any way to create a "poll only" thread ... I'm heading off to check the FAQs right now. - M4H

Real linux and BSD geeks aren't pushing for a desktop OS replacement.
Linux/BSD is/are server/development platforms first and foremost. I personally don't like KDE/Gnome or the others.
GUI for surfing the web, CLI for everything else. Blackbox is all you need.
For photoshop, flash etc, I still run my win2k box .. and *gasp* like it.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: smp
Real linux and BSD geeks aren't pushing for a desktop OS replacement.
Linux/BSD is/are server/development platforms first and foremost. I personally don't like KDE/Gnome or the others.
GUI for surfing the web, CLI for everything else. Blackbox is all you need.
For photoshop, flash etc, I still run my win2k box .. and *gasp* like it.

That's the problem. They're not "real linux and BSD geeks" - they're monkeys. They are pushing it for BSD/Linux as a desktop OS. These are the kind of guys that get featured on Linux Zealot.

Thusly <Tribes> Can anyone bring me some ammo? </Tribes>

- M4H

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: bizmark
my god n0cmonkey that was funny! Those linux dweebs all had the funniest looks on their faces! LMAO!

Im a BSD user

Damn!... That gave me a desire for....

Umm...

BSD.. yea, that's it!

 

[Brutuskend]

Perhaps you could put this to some use?

 

[hungrypete]

This will piss them off

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Back from the dead - and ready to piss off Linux zealots!

Edit - Yeah, I know it's a bad cut & paste of the BSD daemon pic. But I'm at work with only MS Paint. What you expect?

- M4H

 

[Evadman]

Thusly <Tribes> Can anyone bring me some ammo? </Tribes>

- M4H

Sounds liek we got a Tribes player. T1 or T2? What is your Handle? I need someone to school.