best way to invest $45 billion for 3 days

[thomsbrain]

i came into a little money (around $45 billion) but i need it to stay liquid so i can feed my prostitute habit. what's the best way to invest it for 3 days or so?

 

[steveeast112]

4/10

 

[fs5]

1/10, being generous.

 

[gistech1978]

invest in gistech1978 manufacturing concern

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

.0000....1 \10.

 

[tweakmm]

Cocaine, but the only thing that will be liquid after those 3 days will be your brain...er thoms brain.

 

[KEV1N]

: |

 

[Hammer]

$45 billion in lottery tickets

 

[LongCoolMother]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
.0000....1 \10.

 

[AFB]

1/10 thats ucked.

 

[thomsbrain]

thank you, thank you. i'd like to take this opportunity to acknowledge all my adoring fans, especially JustAnAverageGuy. you guys made this very special parody possible and really brought it to life. i couldn't have done it without you.

[/oscar speech]

 

[Dufman]

give it to me

 

[Bootprint]

Get it all in cash, bills no change. Then fill a big pool with it and charge $5 to jump into it naked or at least really tight swimwear, you don't want someone stealing any of the cash.

 

[Noirish]

I would buy new zealand.

 

[gsaldivar]

I'll hold it for you.

 

[ElFenix]

drugs

 

[Azraele]

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
.0000....1 \10.

You do realise that is equal to 0 for all intents and purposes right?

PLEASE NO ONE BRING UP THAT DAM THREAD!

Koing

 

[Schadenfroh]

i call bs

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
.0000....1 \10.

You do realise that is equal to 0 for all intents and purposes right?

PLEASE NO ONE BRING UP THAT DAM THREAD!

Koing

well it depends, there's a lot of signifigant figures in 45 billion.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
i call bs

no, i swear it's true. i'd take a pic but my digicam JUST broke. what rotten luck.