best way to get rid of a neckbeard?

blackdogdeek

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I think everyone just kept posting angrily at him but that only resulted in him changing his username. I don't remember if/how he got permabanned.
 

mcurphy

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I think everyone just kept posting angrily at him but that only resulted in him changing his username. I don't remember if/how he got permabanned.

I don't think he was ever permabanned, he just kind of quietly left on his own.
 
Feb 25, 2011
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Drive by a Frye's with your passenger door unlocked and he'll jump out.

1) It's Fry's. Frye's makes footwear.
2) Microcenter works better.
3) Best Buy will work in a pinch, and is more likely to be close by.

Shave mine off every couple days with a disposable razor and some soap/lather. If I haven't shaved for about a week (happens sometimes in summer) I give it a once over with a beard/moustache trimmer to get it down to a workable length before shaving.

Edge makes a shave gel for super-sensitive skin with oatmeal extracts in it, which is what I used to use - but it kept going missing (housemate.) I ended up getting that Dr. Bronner's hippie-dippy soap and it works just as well.
 
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Sounds painful
It's really not. I've had my eyebrow lines done a few times - they get bushy, but the more you do it, the less willing the hair is to grow back.

Then again, plucking my eyebrows (or my hair in general) never really hurt much either, so maybe I'm a bad sample case.

This one time, I got stung by a bee - the skin for about 5" around the sting site (inside of my thigh) swelled up and got really... rubbery?, and the hair... I literally just rubbed and the hair came out. It grew back though.

Beestings are bad.
 

z1ggy

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Despite this obvious troll thread, I'm sure it will gain about 3-4 pages worth of replies.

Sigh.
 

CraKaJaX

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Despite this obvious troll thread, I'm sure it will gain about 3-4 pages worth of replies.

Sigh.

haven't you learned? this is how everyone here makes it through the workday*









*unless you're trident
 

z1ggy

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haven't you learned? this is how everyone here makes it through the workday*



*unless you're trident

Yeah, he's much too busy deciding whether or not he should turn down his [hypothetical] $100k job offer.

He can't be bothered with the likes of neckbeard trolling.
 

DownTheSky

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Depends. If you want to trim and keep some beard, electric razor. If not trim with electric and finish with straight.
 

Rakehellion

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pete6032

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What the f*** you don't know how to shave your beard? What are you, 13?
 

dawp

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I haven't shaved in years. I just use my beard trimmer without an attachment if I go that far.