Best way to get out of a speeding ticket?

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.
 

Ika

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you say that your sister had a seizure and is now at [nearest hospital]. worked for a friend of mine.
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.

Get their car number and you have their home address. Preemptive strike, FTW!
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.

Get their car number and you have their home address. Preemptive strike, FTW!

Bomb the police station? WTF?
 

QED

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.

cant prove it was you


For a traffic ticket they don't really have to-- hence the growing use of red-light cameras.
 

Golgatha

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Tell them you've had the runs all day and may poop your pants at any moment. Shake and figget around a lot.
 

DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.

cant prove it was you


That may or may not be true, but do you really think the police are just going to let someone go who was doing 150mph just because he got away from one cruiser? Roadblocks anyone? They don't want some nutjob racing around town, they will catch up to you...
 

Garet Jax

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Originally posted by: Aflac
you say that your sister had a seizure and is now at [nearest hospital]. worked for a friend of mine.

Your friend was lucky the officer didn't check.
 

Garet Jax

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Originally posted by: QED
Originally posted by: Amplifier
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.

cant prove it was you


For a traffic ticket they don't really have to-- hence the growing use of red-light cameras.

Not for fine, but for points they do.
 

Legendary

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.

Get their car number and you have their home address. Preemptive strike, FTW!

Lots of cops in your town pulling people over in their Camrys and minivans? (Or whatever one can afford on a traffic cop's salary)
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: funboy42
Dont speed?

I fail to see how that would get you out of a speeding ticket... if only it worked that way, then maybe you could avoid pregnancy by putting on a condom after you had sex :D
 

Ika

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Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Originally posted by: Aflac
you say that your sister had a seizure and is now at [nearest hospital]. worked for a friend of mine.

Your friend was lucky the officer didn't check.

Probably. He was late for work, though, and his sister actually HAD been in the hospital (had, meaning a few days before) so he could be more plausible. He said the cop followed him for a little while to see if he actually was going to the hospital :p

Don't remember what followed, though, but he was cleared.
 

interchange

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
if only it worked that way, then maybe you could avoid pregnancy by putting on a condom after you had sex :D

That doesn't work?!? Oh crap - I might be in trouble.
 

PingSpike

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Feb 25, 2004
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A guy at work said his brother and his friends outran a cop, stopped the car on their own lawn and all took off. Cops couldn't prove who was driving.
 

fLum0x

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tell them you are on the way home from seminary. i have a friend that has used this 3 times on 3 different cops and got off....
 

ICAREFORYOUU

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My wife's in the hospital with our new baby!

This is real: "I'm just coming home from a night meeting with other pastors from church." Cops usually let pastors go .. probably because they want to go to heaven. ;)
 

cKGunslinger

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Nov 29, 1999
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Originally posted by: Legendary
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: Amplifier
everyone knows the best way to get out of a ticket is to outrun the cops crown vic

If they got your plate, they got your home address.

Get their car number and you have their home address. Preemptive strike, FTW!

Lots of cops in your town pulling people over in their Camrys and minivans? (Or whatever one can afford on a traffic cop's salary)

Actually, I was thinking Police Car Number -> Officer's Name -> White Pages -> Home Address, but now my half-assed little joke has been analyzed to death and is even less funny than originally intended. :(