Best way to digest 2 burritos in 5 days

[Tom]

I came into a free burrito, but the catch is I need to eat it this week..and I'm gassed up from eating one yesterday..

 

[Red Dawn]

You're kidding right?

 

[opticalmace]

WTF?
2 in 5 days?
I could eat 2 in 30 seconds.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Well, how big are them suckers? Are they Taco-bell "big"? Or are they REAL (aka MAN) sized?

Parody threads suck.

 

[iwearnosox]

0/10

 

[MaxDSP]

2/10, mostly for effort

/golf clap

I dont know what the hell you're parodying, I can only assume you are

 

[dafatha00]

Chipotle right