Best way to cover up bruises and/or hickeys?

[WalterSobchak]

Just curious, whats the quickest way to make them go away? Thanks for any advice.

 

[ltk007]

Give yourself a black eye and expand the bruise around the hickey. Say you got your ass kicked.

 

[Yeeny]

Uh oh, somebody was naughty... :Q

Why don't you try saying you were working on the car, and you got burnt by the muffler?

 

[toph99]

makeup

 

[snow patrol]

abstinence

 

[WalterSobchak]

What kind of makeup?

And no Girlfriday I wasn't exactly "naughty" (it was with my girlfriend) I just have a presentation to make tomorrow in my molecular science class and I don't want to look like a fool.

 

[Yeeny]

Well then tell her to stop sucking on your neck, is she part leech? And any foundation/cover up makeup will work fine. Not that I speak from experience or anything....

 

[snow patrol]

We believe you GirlFriday, thousands wouldn't.

 

For a hickey, if it's not that's dark you can put a comb on in and massage the bristles over the bruise. They should dissapate the blood a little. If it gets light enough foundation should cover it fully.

Or wear a turtleneck.

 

[lowtech1]

Paint a pair of lips on it, or draw an arrow pointing to it with a note that said "giant mosquito bite"

 

[apoppin]

Ask your girlfriend what makeup she uses to cover hickeys - borrow hers.

 

[cavingjan]

turtleneck or a dress shirt with a tie. But I'm guessing since you are giving a presentation in chem class that the tie would be out of place. in the future, just make sure she nibbles a little lower. My GF is a teacher so marks are a big no-no.

 

[Czar]

Toothpaste works very well, just cover the errr hickey and then go to sleep and it will be ALOT less than it would have if you would not have put toothpast on it

 

[MI6]

Czar, you can't be serios. That is just about the funniest thing i have ever heard. WalterSobchak if you try that i would cover it with a bandage (or wash your pillow).
For your presintation try something like a turlte neck sweater (if it's cold outside) or a turlte neck and a haiwian shirt half buttoned up.

 

[littleman]

ewwwwwwwwwwww hahaha use a band-aid

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:frown:

 

[zerogear]

Just wear a turtleneck ~~ that worked for me when I was younger.

 

[prodigy]

Walter, why don't you tell your boyfriend to stop giving you them?

 

[littleman]

boyfriend?

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

<< Give yourself a black eye and expand the bruise around the hickey. Say you got your ass kicked. >>

You get hickeys on your eye? I think you *might* be doing something wrong...

 

[YamahaGPR]

<< You get hickeys on your eye? I think you *might* be doing something wrong... >>




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's great...

 

[Bling Bling]

i've heard the thing about toothpaste before as well. that and something about a cold spoon. no idea how well they work though.