Best stag gags within the boundries of good taste!

[desy]

Classics like log chained to the leg, and a cup taped to his dominant hand all night have been done by our crew so I'm looking for some fresh ideas that
1 Won't land him in jail
2 Us in jail
3 Destroy a wedding before it happens

So let er fly, he's the last of us and has been deserving of some needed payback for quite a while now.
We aren't going to mail him somewhere or leave him stranded but humiliation? Oh I think so . . .

 

[Quixfire]

We had my step brother water ski with a blow-up doll, video taped it and sent a copy to his bride the day before the wedding.

She thought it was too funny, he didn't.

 

[desy]

Oh my!
Nobody goes to these things around here? C'mon I really want to help make him miserable!!

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

hire him a male stripper

 

[MercenaryForHire]

You're missing the point.

Stags and the gags thereof are designed for the expressed purpose of not just violating the borders of good taste, but obliterating them in a haze of alcohol, strippers, and wanton destruction.

- M4H

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
You're missing the point.

Stags and the gags thereof are designed for the expressed purpose of not just violating the borders of good taste, but obliterating them in a haze of alcohol, strippers, and wanton destruction.

- M4H

Let's have a :beer: for wanton destruction.

 

[amnesiac]

Mmmm....:beer: and wontons!!

 

[xSauronx]

slip him some ambien if anyone has any and shave his head? .....or give him a mullet?

/me lacks creativity

 

[GeneValgene]

here's a classic.

the day before his wedding, get a group and pin him down. strip him of his clothes and get all your friends to write and draw stuff all over his body with permanent markers. but make sure you don't write anything above the neck or on his hands. that we he will still look normal in his tux.

his wife will be in for a big surprise on their weddign night hahaha

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
here's a classic.

the day before his wedding, get a group and pin him down. strip him of his clothes and get all your friends to write and draw stuff all over his body with permanent markers. but make sure you don't write anything above the neck or on his hands. that we he will still look normal in his tux.

his wife will be in for a big surprise on their weddign night hahaha

Yeah that sounds good!

 

[desy]

Keep em coming
I'm liking the male male striper idea !
He lives in Calgary so it shouldn't be hard to find one.

 

[teddymines]

If he has a hairy back or chest, shave something obscene. If you have a cop friend, you could have him "arrested" the night before the wedding and have him call his fiance for bail. Another classic I saw on TV would be to switch his tux pants for ones that don't fit and watch him panic.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
slip him some ambien if anyone has any and shave his head? .....or give him a mullet?

/me lacks creativity

Ha, ambien! I had a prescription for 6 and only used 2... one night I decided to take one and stay awake and see what happened... i stayed awake over 6 hours after I took it, but MAN that's a weird feeling... almost feel like you are hypnotized. I doubt an ambien would MAKE him fall asleep.

ANYWAY, i second the motion to draw all over him in sharpie!

 

[stockjock]

If its a Catholic Wedding and they will be kneeling...try this...get some white out and write HELP ME on the bottom of his shoes.
Saw that once and the whole party laughed when he knelt down...

 

[Rufio]

ahhahaah

that's some funny crap

 

[KC5AV]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
here's a classic.

the day before his wedding, get a group and pin him down. strip him of his clothes and get all your friends to write and draw stuff all over his body with permanent markers. but make sure you don't write anything above the neck or on his hands. that we he will still look normal in his tux.

his wife will be in for a big surprise on their weddign night hahaha

We actually did that to one of my friends. Another good prank is to have all of the groomsmen hold up score cards when they kiss, or have some funny statement. My wife and I dated for several years before getting married. My groomsmen had signs that read IT'S ABOUT TIME.

Of course, you could just leave him drunk, naked, and passed out on her doorstep on the day of the wedding. You could skip the drunk and/or passed out and hog-tie him naked on her doorstep.

 

[WarCon]

If it wasn't potentially dangerous, give him a Viagra. (Might be a little too sore for wedding night though)

 

[desy]

I'm going to the top for MORE!!
Maybe some of you more evening types are more deviant

 

[desy]

Back up it goes
I knew it was coming, wedding on the 25th!!