Best Snack Cake ever

[Loop2kil]

Snowballs....Basically a chocolate cake filled with vanilla creme surrounded by marshmallow and then covered with Coconut. It's like sex wrapped in cellophane and I only discovered these wonderful treats after watching Zombieland. The ones in the movie were made by Hostess and spelled Sno-Balls but I found that the cakes sold at the Walmart Bakery were fluffier and tastier.

 

[Anneka]

Oh, GOD...I love these delicious marvels

 

[cheezmunky]

"Sno Balls? Sno balls?! WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES?!?!?!?!"

naw, actually sno balls >> twinkies

 

[Daishiki]

Snoballs and ding dongs are my favorites.

 

[highland145]

Pie>cake.

 

[mcurphy]

Christmas Tree Cakes are my favorite. Sadly they are only available once a year.

 

[Loop2kil]

Pie>cake.

Blasphemy

 

[highland145]

Blasphemy

Gotta go for the real thing.

It's like sex wrapped in cellophane

The Pie > *insert food*

 

[lxskllr]

Pie>cake.

^^^

And assuming we get transported to some bizzaro world where cake is better than pie, those disgusting SnoBalls aren't even a contender. They're so far from first, they might as well be Brussels sprouts. A solid contender for first are butterscotch Krimpets. If not that, it's certainly peanutbutter KandyKakes.

 

[Loop2kil]

^^^

And assuming we get transported to some bizzaro world where cake is better than pie, those disgusting SnoBalls aren't even a contender. They're so far from first, they might as well be Brussels sprouts. A solid contender for first are butterscotch Krimpets. If not that, it's certainly peanutbutter KandyKakes.

Butterscotch!! Puke, I can't stand butterscotch anything....not sure that I've ever had the KandyKakes and I do love peanut butter so I might have to look those up in a couple weeks after I get all this sugar out of my system. I bought a 12 pack of the Snowballs Sunday and I only have 1 left

 

[highland145]

Butterscotch!! Puke, I can't stand butterscotch anything....not sure that I've ever had the KandyKakes and I do love peanut butter so I might have to look those up in a couple weeks after I get all this sugar out of my system. I bought a 12 pack of the Snowballs Sunday and I only have 1 left

Light weight.

 

[BrokenVisage]

"Sno Balls? Sno balls?! WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES?!?!?!?!"

naw, actually sno balls >> twinkies

"They're fresh!" haha

Nothing beats a Tastykake however.

 

[SunnyD]

Bleh, snowballs are so damn dry.

Frozen swiss cake rolls for the win.

 

[darkewaffle]

I could eat oatmeal cream pies every day until I die and I'd be happy about it.

 

[Daishiki]

I could eat oatmeal cream pies every day until I die and I'd be happy about it.

Ah, that's third on my list. I feel disgusting after I eat too many in one sitting, though.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Used to love starcrunches when i was little, now i'm a zebra cakes fan.

 

[Blackjack200]

Funny Bones are pretty awesome too. Chocolate coated chocolate cake filled with peanut butter.

But I love coconut, so snowballs = win.

 

[Loop2kil]

Bleh, snowballs are so damn dry.

Frozen swiss cake rolls for the win.

The Hostess version was a bit dryer than the Wallyworld brand which were very moist and fresh. Frozen swiss cake rolls...never tried them like that but they were tops on my list before I discovered Snowballs.

 

[TuxDave]

^^^

And assuming we get transported to some bizzaro world where cake is better than pie, those disgusting SnoBalls aren't even a contender. They're so far from first, they might as well be Brussels sprouts. A solid contender for first are butterscotch Krimpets. If not that, it's certainly peanutbutter KandyKakes.

God I shouldn't have googled the PB KandyKakes. I'm starving now.

 

[Minjin]

Tastykakes are where it's at.

To narrow it down more, I vote for: Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes

 

[SunnyD]

The Hostess version was a bit dryer than the Wallyworld brand which were very moist and fresh. Frozen swiss cake rolls...never tried them like that but they were tops on my list before I discovered Snowballs.

eh, if the walmart snowball "cakes" are anything like their swiss cake rolls, I'll pass. That was the nastiest chocolate cake flavor I've ever tasted, and that even includes vegan/gluten/dairy free cakes (as in not real chocolate, not wheat-based cake).

Little Debbie ftw.

Oh forgot... moonpies ftw.

 

[gorcorps]

eh, if the walmart snowball "cakes" are anything like their swiss cake rolls, I'll pass. That was the nastiest chocolate cake flavor I've ever tasted, and that even includes vegan/gluten/dairy free cakes (as in not real chocolate, not wheat-based cake).

Little Debbie ftw.

Oh forgot... moonpies ftw.

Moonpies are an odd beast. The texture of the dry cake/cookie things ruins what should be a delightful experience.

 

[crownjules]

Most of those Little Debbie and similar snacks are disgusting.

My history teacher used to go on about how back in the day the Hostess Cupcakes used to be filled with real cream and not the pasty concoction they put in them now. Kind of makes me wish I could have tried them too.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Butterscotch!! Puke, I can't stand butterscotch anything....not sure that I've ever had the KandyKakes and I do love peanut butter so I might have to look those up in a couple weeks after I get all this sugar out of my system. I bought a 12 pack of the Snowballs Sunday and I only have 1 left

This is how I know you are an alien plant sent to destroy the human race.

 

[SunnyD]

Moonpies are an odd beast. The texture of the dry cake/cookie things ruins what should be a delightful experience.

Oddly, that's the part I love most about them. It's just something... different, in a good way.