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Best Simpsons Quotes Thread!!!

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XZeroII

Lifer
Yet again we start. Unfortunatly, the old thread is no longer available for posting so we have to start a new one. Let's not let it die!


Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given guns and trained to kill. The Government calls it "The Army", but a more alarmist name would be, "The Killbot Factor!"
 
Ralph: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me"

More Ralph: "when I grow up, I want to be a principal or a catepiller"
 
Homer: They swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply, but they don't have the guts!
Marge (in the kitchen, drinks a glass of water): Ohhhhhhhh, the walls are melting again.
 
Homer looking up: Oh God! Why must thou mock me?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffel that bart threw up there.
Homer takes the waffel and eats it: Mmmmmm Sacrilicious...
 
Homer outside flander's door and rings the doorbell
Marge: Homer, are you gonna hit ned in the head with that pipe and take his tickets?
Homer: Ye...no...
Flanders opens the door: Well heidily ho neighborino...gonna give my noggin a floggin?
Homer: hehe...yea...
 
witness protection agent: ok let's try this again. your name is mr. thompson.
homer: got it.
witness protection agent: hello mr. thompson.
homer[to other agent]: i think he's talking to you.
 
Homer: I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THIS IS NED FLANDERS, MY FRIEND!!!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno, something about being gay.
 
Homer: "gym, what's a gym."
Homer walks into the GYM and notices people working out with weights.
Homer: "Ohhh!... a gym."

For those who didn't see the episode he pronounces GYM like guym.
 
Sideshow Bob: " Attempted murder... what is that? Do they give Nobel Prizes for attempted chemistry?"

Lisa: "If anyone needs me I'll be in my room"
Homer: "Thats it!!, Go to your room."

Prof. Frink: "Oh Glavin!!!"

 
"Sweet statuatory!" -Family Guy, but close enough! 🙂

"Me go crazy? Don't mind if I do! *does a buncha crazy stuff*"
 
Homer to Bart with model rocket: "Son, we are about to break the surly bonds of gravity and PUNCH THE FACE OF GOD !"
 
Comic book guy after eating a whole box of marshmallow Peeps: "Sigh, I wish all chicks would go down this easy."

Grandpa Simpson after spending his honeymoon night with the Vegas mom in Bart's treehouse: "Hey, hows about lettin honest Abe back in the oval office?"



Peace



Lounatik
 
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