Best Simpson Quote

[Soccerman06]

Inlight of the recent favorite family guy quote topic, what or which is your favorite Simspon quote

Mine is: Man Getting Hit By Football, Homer "bahaha ahahhahaa, this constest is over, give that man the $10000." Jay, "This isnt America's Favorite Home Videos!" Homer, "But, Ball, His goin, hahaha it works on so many levels, ahaha ahaha. Roll it again!.

 

[Goosemaster]

It tastes like burning

 

[ElFenix]

my cat's breath smells like cat food

 

[magicfame]

doh!

 

[SurgicalShark]

Son, Simpsons do not compete.

 

[acemcmac]

too many to recall

 

[mchammer]

"You're a disgrace to this family and its proud military tradition!"

 

[Smackem]

H: While I am at work, busting my hump, you laze around around. Washing dishes and putting up drywall

M: I heard you walk into waltz into work at 10, fall asleep on the toilet, and sit around googling your own name till 1.

H: (suprised) Who told you?!

M: You shouted it while we were making love!

 

[Dean]

"Don't kid yourself, timmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" , Troy McClure

 

[ajpa123]

"I think something bounced up into my undercarriage"

 

[Sandor]

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

 

[CHfan4ever]

You shall not pass!!!!!



ohh wait...thats LOTR sorry 😛

 

[Soccerman06]

Thats from the new Dukes of Hazard

 

[Rubycon]

mmmm unprocessed fish sticks

 

[kogase]

Marge: Hurry up and open that wine that Bart got for us Homer.
Homer: I'm trying Marge... ugh... some wiseguy put a cork in this bottle!

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Thats from the new Dukes of Hazard

jessica simpson said it though.. so it counts :beer:

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: Sandor
"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

ahaha


ahahaha

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: C6FT7
mmmm unprocessed fish sticks

mmmmmm free goo 😀

 

[mugs]

You bent my wookie

 

[PurdueRy]

Man on radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpadding?
Homer: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

its one of those random ones that just gets you when you first hear it

Because I am cooler than everyone here, I will include the sound bite(sp?)

HERE

 

[deftron]

"Your dammed if you do and youre dammed if you dont"


"Well, thats sort of a paradox"

 

[bradruth]

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

 

[lrad50]

H- "No beer makes Homer ... something something..."
M- "Go crazy?"
H- "DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!"

 

[silverpig]

Homer to God: I just don't see why I have to waste an hour of my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell anyways.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: mugs
You bent my wookie

Isn't it "I bent my wookie."?
Because he falls down on his action figures... thus doing the damage himself.