best simpson quote ever

[Masas]

"zee goggles...zey do nozing"

"owwww, it tastes like burning"

"i see leprachauns, and he tells me to light stuff on fire"


i know, not EXACT quotes, but surely someone will correct me and all of you will remember...

 

[VirusDub]

I just remembered this one:
Lisa and Grandma Simpson: How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: No Dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: Uh, eight!
Lisa: Dad, do you know what rhetorical means?
Homer: Do I know what rhetorical means? <walks away>

 

[Brutuskend]

"This is where I saw the leprachaun, and the leprachaun told me to burn things"

I think that's it...

 

[RalphWiggum]

Not my favorite quote but definitely a good exchange...Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?

Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on
any meat product.
Bart: [To Homer] You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like
I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what
you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uhhh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart! Go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad!
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque
wrecking, no-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric
carnivore. I'm out of here! [Leaves and slams the door.]
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!

 

[Looney]

[In the plane, on their way to japan]

Marge: Come on Homer, aren't you excited to see Japan?

Homer: Aw, if I wanted to see Japanese people I could just go to the zoo.

Marge: HOMER!

Homer: What? Takashi works there...He's in my book club.

 

[yoyo25]

Dont forget: "Don't have a cow man" --bart

I recall seeing a lot of t-shirts with that quote when the show first came out.

 

[JoeBleed]

"Why you cott'n pick'n"

homer in parenting class.

 

[b0mbrman]

you spelled it wrong.. its actually "D'oh!"... get your act together slacker... hehe

What is d'oh supposed to be short for?

 

[habib89]

can't resist.. gotta put two.. but they're from the same episode

homer: i have a great way to solve our money woes... you rent your womb to a rich childless couple.. if you agree, signify by getting indignant
marge: are you crazy?! i'm not going to be a surrougate (sp?) mother
homer: c'mon marge.. we're a team.. it's uterus.. not uter-you

doctor: we could remove the crayon for you.. it could vastly increase your brain power.. or it could possibly kill you
homer: increase my killing power eh??

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Ralph: Daddy i'm scared, too scared to even wet my pants.
Wiggums: Just relax and it will come.




peace
sean

 

[Burnt]

All work and no beer make Homer go something somthing

I think it's "No TV and no beer make Homer something something."

Anyways here's mine

"If he is so smart, how come he is dead?"