best simpson quote ever

[MrDingleDangle]

ok what is your favorite quote?

1 quote...no more...just 1...dont list 500...what is your favorite quote?

mine is-

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.
-Homer-

 

[DanJ]

Bart: "I don't want a new dog, I want Santa's Little Helper!"
Homer: "Well, crying isn't going to bring him back unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog!"
Bart: "Your right. I'll do it! (leaves)"
Homer: "Rats!! I almost had him eating dog food!"

 

[RSI]

Not sure how it goes, something like

Barney: Alcohol (or does he say "beer"?) kills braincells... *chugs varnish*

-RSI

 

[cmdavid]

Me fail English, thats unpossible -Ralph Wiggum...

thats probably not my favorite, just the first one i though of....

 

[minendo]

Florida, but that's America's wang.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

<< Bart: "I don't want a new dog, I want Santa's Little Helper!"
Homer: "Well, crying isn't going to bring him back unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog!"
Bart: "Your right. I'll do it! (leaves)"
Homer: "Rats!! I almost had him eating dog food!" >>



i almost put that one, but didnt

 

[halik]

doh!

 

[DanJ]

Can't help but list more...

Homer: "Are you saying that you'll never eat meat again? What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "No!"
Homer: "Pork chops?"
Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal!"
Homer: "Heh, heh, heh... yeah.. right, Lisa. A wonderful magical animal."

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!"

Ralph: "Ms.Hoover, can I have another worm because mine crawled in my mouth and I ate it."

Ralph: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

 

[cmdavid]

<< doh! >>


you spelled it wrong.. its actually "D'oh!"... get your act together slacker... hehe

 

[Looney]

Not my favorite, but i like it:

?Don?t be readin? my mind between four and five. That?s Willie?s time.? - Groundskeeper Willie

 

[GagHalfrunt]

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." - Homer

 

[VirusDub]

<< Ralph: "Ms.Hoover, can I have another worm because mine crawled in my mouth and I ate it." >>

Ralph: Ms. Hoover, my worm crawled into my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one?

My favorite is "Very clever, Simpson. Luring our bees to your sugar pile and then selling them back to us at an inflated price." "The bees are on the what now?"

 

[RedRooster]

"You shot who in the what now?"

 

[Looney]

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead." - Homer J. Simpson.

 

[tm37]

FAvorite quote EVER--------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>

In the flashback when a young homer tells his dad he wants to be president and good ole grandpa replies,

"son this is the greatest country in the world and we have a whole process to prevent people like you from becoming president so quit your daydreaming melonhead!"


I can't wait for season 2 then 3 then 4 to come out on DVD!

 

[JC]

Sideshow Bob: "Oh, come now...the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college..."
Cecil: "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."

JC

 

[BDawg]

<< Don't let them know you were at a bar. Don't let them know you were at a bar.

'I was at the pornography store. I was buying pornography.'

Heh, I would have never thought of that. >>

 

[UofI]

"Yes Lisa, Daddys a teacher"

 

[Brutuskend]

Homer "D'oh"
Marge "A deer"
Lisa "A female deer"

 

[woodly6]

All work and no beer make Homer go something somthing

Go crazy?


Dont mind if I do.............

 

[MrCodeDude]

I'm from Canada, and they say I'm slow, eh? - Canadian girl where Bart is put in a remedial class.
-- mrcodedude

 

[polypterus]

Damn you eBay! - Homer

dc

 

[jaeger66]

<< Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. >>

-Barney Gumble

 

[jobberd]

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs hysterically) So to answer your question, I don't know.

 

[DocZaius]

"The Internet's on computers now." - Homer Simpson