Best.Roommate.Ever.

[zoiks]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2549849730.html

 

[Anubis]

i wondered when that would end up being posted here

 

[mnewsham]

I'd give him my bed, wrong coast though.

 

[her209]

Job in California. Lie!

 

[KidNiki1]

He had me at beef jerky...

My phone rawks!

 

[911paramedic]

Call out thread! Take my listing down!

 

[blinblue]

If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine."

Love it, wish more people in the world were like this.

 

[SandEagle]

i wouldnt want that hippie as my roommate. such foul language

 

[Perknose]

That's it! I'm moving to SF tomorrow, and buying a place just so I can have this uber cool do0d as my roommate. :wub:

 

[Fritzo]

I don't know him and already want to punch him in the neck.

 

[zzuupp]

Even for an Auburn alum, that's annoying.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Tl;Dr pretty much sums it up.

 

[Eli]

Sounds ideal! :awe:

 

[MichaelD]

Fail. Trying way too hard to be the way too cool dude. He thinks he covered every angle. Know what that says to me? "RED FLAG. Smooth Criminal attempting to smooth up in'ya house. Nail everything down." That's what it says to me.

And IME/IMO any male under 30 years old still has his head up his ass and can't be counted on to pay bills on time, keep the police away from the house, not date psychopathic women that will hole up in the bathroom at 4:00AM Sunday morning screaming about some random girly shit that is important only to them in their imaginary world...but she has a knife and has cut herself already and will cut you when you try to take a leak IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN BATHROOM at four on a fucking Sunday morning!!!

How do I know these things? For the same reason you are about to post a hateful reply that I'm old and stupid and ignorant and I am not cool b/c I don't own an iPhone (my Droid kicks your iphone in the nads, boy). And other assorted bullshit.

This CL-posting, can't afford life on my own, eatin' all my food bum should be avoided, not Cannonized.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Say thanks to reddit, OP.

 

[edro]

Say thanks to reddit, OP.

Nothing wrong with taking links from other sites...
Reddit didn't create the post, they just posted the link.

 

[Fingolfin269]

That opening line made me think of the Eastbound & Down K-Swiss Tubes commercial.

 

[LookBehindYou]

I'd let'em be a roommate. Sounds like there'd never be a dull moment.

 

[Zeze]

Fail. Trying way too hard to be the way too cool dude. He thinks he covered every angle. Know what that says to me? "RED FLAG. Smooth Criminal attempting to smooth up in'ya house. Nail everything down." That's what it says to me.

And IME/IMO any male under 30 years old still has his head up his ass and can't be counted on to pay bills on time, keep the police away from the house, not date psychopathic women that will hole up in the bathroom at 4:00AM Sunday morning screaming about some random girly shit that is important only to them in their imaginary world...but she has a knife and has cut herself already and will cut you when you try to take a leak IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN BATHROOM at four on a fucking Sunday morning!!!

How do I know these things? For the same reason you are about to post a hateful reply that I'm old and stupid and ignorant and I am not cool b/c I don't own an iPhone (my Droid kicks your iphone in the nads, boy). And other assorted bullshit.

This CL-posting, can't afford life on my own, eatin' all my food bum should be avoided, not Cannonized.

I don't frequent here enough to notice people's posts, but I notice yours. Are all your posts incredibly defensive like this, when people don't even attack you?