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Best reason so far by a user to have admin rights on his computer

her209

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He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.
 

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Originally posted by: her209
He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.

That's a pretty stupid reason to go to Vietnam. You don't win wars by getting shot, you win by shooting the other guy.
 

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Originally posted by: BlackTigers
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Guy: I need local admin rights on my PC
OP: You can't have that
Guy: You little punk, I didn't spend 3 years in Vietnam getting shot at so you could tell me I can't have admin rights on my PC!
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: mugs
Guy: I need local admin rights on my PC
OP: You can't have that
Guy: You little punk, I didn't spend 3 years in Vietnam getting shot at so you could tell me I can't have admin rights on my PC!
Bingo!
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: her209
He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.
This is likely his reason for everything.
Maybe I should tell him how many of "my people" died saving his "buddies" lives...
 

Vonkhan

Diamond Member
Feb 27, 2003
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For the window lickers that don't get it ...

User: Why can't I install XYZ software on my computer?

OP (System Admin): You need to have admin rights to install anything on your computer - that's company policy

User: Well, give me admin rights then

OP: I'm sorry but you're not authorized to have admin rights

User: WHAT??? Son, let me tell you something - I'm Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at by Charlie rant rant rant rabble rabble rabble, therefore I'm entitled to have admin rights
 

Vehemence

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Jan 25, 2008
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Originally posted by: Vonkhan
For the window lickers that don't get it ...

User: Why can't I install XYZ software on my computer?

OP (System Admin): You need to have admin rights to install anything on your computer - that's company policy

User: Well, give me admin rights then

OP: I'm sorry but you're not authorized to have admin rights

User: WHAT??? Son, let me tell you something - I'm Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at by Charlie rant rant rant rabble rabble rabble, therefore I'm entitled to have admin rights

Almost made it in time
 

ggnl

Diamond Member
Jul 2, 2004
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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: her209
He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.

That's a pretty stupid reason to go to Vietnam. You don't win wars by getting shot, you win by shooting the other guy.

I don't think he did it just to get admin right on his computer. In fact he probably didn't even know what admin rights were.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: her209
He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.
This is likely his reason for everything.
Maybe I should tell him how many of "my people" died saving his "buddies" lives...

don't. don't get into an argument with these seasoned war horses. most of them will go crazy on you.
 

preslove

Lifer
Sep 10, 2003
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: her209
He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.
This is likely his reason for everything.
Maybe I should tell him how many of "my people" died saving his "buddies" lives...

You're parents Vietnamese? If so, the potential to fuck with him is limitless...
 

Dirigible

Diamond Member
Apr 26, 2006
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: her209
He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.
This is likely his reason for everything.
Maybe I should tell him how many of "my people" died saving his "buddies" lives...

don't. don't get into an argument with these seasoned war horses. most of them will go crazy on you.

Always be nice to the workplace wackos. That way when they start shooting the place up, they'll look at you, remember you were the one cool guy, and let you go.
 

DrawninwarD

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Jul 5, 2008
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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: her209
He is a Vietnam vet that spent three years in Vietnam getting shot at.

That's a pretty stupid reason to go to Vietnam. You don't win wars by getting shot, you win by shooting the other guy.

Tell him that.
 

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
 

Bignate603

Lifer
Sep 5, 2000
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Unfortunately I can't even get admin rights on my machine... I have to call the dell help(less) desk every few days to get one of the 20 programs I use updated or a new one installed. They've screwed up the installations multiple times if I don't watch them like a hawk.