Best Quote Evar!

[DaShen]

Just read it off another thread.

Originally posted by: Amused
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

I'm all for marriage, but I thought this quote was hilarious. Anyone have any other quotes from previous threads that are too awesome to handle! Post here. :thumbsup:

We could take a vote on which one is the best.

 

[Leper Messiah]

everything that comes out of my mouth is pure gold.

 

[Stuxnet]

Not that impressive. It's basically the exact same quote, but with a meat substitute.

2/10

 

[FoBoT]

so we are supposed to eat milk and sausage for breakfast? all the time? once a week?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Meh. The quote would be okay if it made any sense. Women don't buy things with their own money. They use the pigs money.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Meh. The quote would be okay if it made any sense. Women don't buy things with their own money. They use the pigs money.

Now THAT'S funny.

8/10

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Meh. The quote would be okay if it made any sense. Women don't buy things with their own money. They use the pigs money.

PWNT! LOL :laugh: