Best pranks to pull / you have pulled on your roommate?

[EpsiIon]

During freshman year, my roommate had a lecture at 9AMs. One night he went to bed a little early so that he could get up at 6AM and go running beforehand. So, seeing that he was going to be up at 6AM anyway, I set all his clocks/watches three hours ahead. When his alarm went off, I pretended to not hear it (not too hard -- I have a repuation when it comes to sleeping through alarms) and tried not to laugh while he hastily put on his rollerblades and ran out the door.

He must have been half-asleep and panicked, because he didn't notice that it a was a little darker than usual (or that the campus was completely empty). All the lights were turned off when he got to "class," so he assumed they were watching a movie. He went in quietly and, realizing that nobody was there, became really confused. Then he left the room and asked a guy who was blowing leaves if his class got out early. When the leaf-blower gave him a crazy look, it finally started to dawn on him that it wasn't 9AM...

Poor guy... It's pretty hilarious what even smart people will do when they're tired and rushed.

Of course, now that we're seniors, he would probably just shrug and go back to sleep, but it was a great prank at the time. I've been trying to think of something to top it for almost three years now, but just can't. Does anybody have any good (clean) pranks to share?

 

[thecrecarc]

the classic: buy a granade pull the pin and throw

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
the classic: buy a granade pull the pin and throw

sadly now that would get you arrested instead of the person your threw it towards laughed at.

 

[etalns]

fvck his SO

 

[thecrecarc]

not if u threw it at the police steal a gun and mow every one down

 

[Kenazo]

I put some wicked hot sauce in my roomie's shampoo. I didn't like him much.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
not if u threw it at the police steal a gun and mow every one down

:blink;

 

[Kelvrick]

Soaked all the seats in the lounge with hot sauce..

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
not if u threw it at the police steal a gun and mow every one down

*sigh*
I was going to post some really good practical jokes.. but it wouldn't be appropriate, given the level of maturity of some of the people reading the thread. Perhaps if we could get a ban on all 12 year olds coming into the thread?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I should have pulled some pranks on my asshole ex roommate. You know, the kind where you run screaming into his room and club him into a bloody meatbag with a Louisville Slugger.

 

[Gooberlx2]

If you're in the dorms here's a great prank to pull on another room:

SOAK an entire ream of office paper with the cheapest, most obnoxious cologne/perfume you can find, and slip it all under their door while they're away. I gaurantee they'll not be wanting to enter their room for a week.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
I put some wicked hot sauce in my roomie's shampoo. I didn't like him much.

i put purple Rit dye in a suitemates champoo who i hated, thats was funny, half his body turned purlple

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

ROFL@ANUBIS

 

[EpsiIon]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
not if u threw it at the police steal a gun and mow every one down

*sigh*
I was going to post some really good practical jokes.. but it wouldn't be appropriate, given the level of maturity of some of the people reading the thread. Perhaps if we could get a ban on all 12 year olds coming into the thread?

Seriously...Qosis and especially thecrecarc, you guys have to realize that those jokes are not ever funny or appropriate. You just sound like idiots when you spout off like that.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Kenazo
I put some wicked hot sauce in my roomie's shampoo. I didn't like him much.

i put purple Rit dye in a suitemates champoo who i hated, thats was funny, half his body turned purlple

:thumbsup:
A practical joke I've never heard of! That's a good one.

Alternative: mix Nair into their shampoo.

 

[Aquaman]

Isn't Nair kind of dangerous if you get it in the eyes?

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Isn't Nair kind of dangerous if you get it in the eyes?

Cheers,
Aquaman

Yeah, it might cause a mild case of Going Blind.

OXO cube in the showerhead. He'll smell like beef stew all day and will make lots of animal friends.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
not if u threw it at the police steal a gun and mow every one down

HAHASKLHDSAHIFUSD ROFL WTF BBQ GREAT PRANK!!!11!!1111

Here's another one - buy a carpenter's knife, slit both your forearms lengthwise and go take a nice long shower.

Ass.

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
not if u threw it at the police steal a gun and mow every one down

If you threw a grenade at me you'd die with your arm still extended out.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Isn't Nair kind of dangerous if you get it in the eyes?

Cheers,
Aquaman

My g/f told me Nair isn't potent enough to remove hair on someone's head. True or False?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
not if u threw it at the police steal a gun and mow every one down

If you threw a grenade at me you'd die with your arm still extended out.

I'll give 5:1 odds Brad could nail this punk before he even got the pin out.
Takers?

- M4H

 

[JeffCos]

Never pulled this one, but it stems from M4H's last post...

Mash up butterscotch candies/losenges, unscrew the showerhead and put as many in as you can fit without restricting water flow. The hot water will melt the candies and the sugary mess will cover the pranked. Can't towel it off cause it'll be too sticky. Can't rinse it off in the shower till you have run the hot water through the shower for a few hours to disolve all the rest. Enjoy.

 

[JeffCos]

Originally posted by: Yzzim

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Isn't Nair kind of dangerous if you get it in the eyes?

Cheers,
Aquaman

My g/f told me Nair isn't potent enough to remove hair on someone's head. True or False?

false, some of the kids i coach use it to remove hair on their heads (their swimmers). Head has to be buzzed as low as it can go first.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: JeffCos

Originally posted by: Yzzim

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Isn't Nair kind of dangerous if you get it in the eyes?

Cheers,
Aquaman

My g/f told me Nair isn't potent enough to remove hair on someone's head. True or False?

false, some of the kids i coach use it to remove hair on their heads (their swimmers). Head has to be buzzed as low as it can go first.

So if you put it in Shampoo as a prank it isn't going to work? Head needs to be buzzed first?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: JeffCos
Never pulled this one, but it stems from M4H's last post...

Mash up butterscotch candies/losenges, unscrew the showerhead and put as many in as you can fit without restricting water flow. The hot water will melt the candies and the sugary mess will cover the pranked. Can't towel it off cause it'll be too sticky. Can't rinse it off in the shower till you have run the hot water through the shower for a few hours to disolve all the rest. Enjoy.

Jolly Ranchers work well.

I also chilipowdered one guy's instant coffee, but that's because he was a real Grade-A cockknocker. Wanted to sleep from 5pm-9pm every day and expected the rest of us in the house to make absolutely no noise at all.

- M4H