Best poem ever right here.

[MournSanity]

Ok I did a search and I looked into a bunch of poem threads and couldn't find this one. So don't yell repost so loud 😉 This one is an oldie but a goodie:


My First Time

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....




I ROFLed the first time I read this one about three years ago. Funniest poem ever. What do you think?

 

[MAME]

haha, you're the only one to vote best poem ever.

I thought it sucked, but I started reading the bottom first

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: MAME
haha, you're the only one to vote best poem ever.

I thought it sucked, but I started reading the bottom first

You suck. YOU DON'T READ FROM THE BOTTOM. It kills it. Idiot.

 

[MournSanity]

All of you guys that vote for crap, have you even read the freaking poem?

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: hypersonic5
All of you guys that vote for crap, have you even read the freaking poem?

hahah, owned

 

[TheChort]

i guess it wasn't entirely crap, but i didn't see a 'whatever' option, so i took 'crap'

 

[dighn]

the end just made it disturbing

 

[TheChort]

Her skin was soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

just a little disturbing if you ask me

 

[TheChort]

It was expressed best in an episode of the simpsons--

Homer: Hey kids wanna go to block-o-land?
Bart+Lisa: Meh

or in our case--
hypersonic5: Hey ATOTers, isn't this cow/sex poem awesome?
ATOT: Meh

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: TheChort
It was expressed best in an episode of the simpsons--

Homer: Hey kids wanna go to block-o-land?
Bart+Lisa: Meh

or in our case--
hypersonic5: Hey ATOTers, isn't this cow/sex poem awesome?
ATOT: Meh

LOL this isn't a sex poem! This guy is just describing his first time milking a cow. It's YOU who is interpreting it wrong 😉

 

[duke]

I've read that before. I like this one better though,

D D D

I think that I shall never see
A breast so large as triple D;
A boob like that could block the sun
And probably weighs a quarter-ton...
And who could carry such a load?
Or cart them o'er the open road
While all who pass would stop and stare,
Averting eyes from blinding glare;
And what brassiere could hold in place
That breast? It needs an iron brace!
Oh macro-knocker, full of woe,
Could kill when bouncing to and fro;
But death like that I do not fear,
So find that breast, and bring it here!