Best pickup line ever!

[rayray2]

Like what you see?

 

[JoPh]

no

 

[BChico]

Originally posted by: rayray2
Like what you see?

No.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: rayray2
Like what you see?

I'd say 'no' to a stranger who asked me that, just on general principles.

 

[Whisper]

I prefer this one:

"I just wanted to say you look mighty mediocre and I'd love to buy you a moderately-priced drink."

 

[Quasmo]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[MX2]

I'd laugh in your face. Then I would reply..."I only like what I see when you are not blocking the view"

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

lol

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

bahaha

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: Stefan

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

lol

Ha ha. I like that one.

 

[Looney]

How are you doing?

 

[Baked]

"Wanna fvck?"

 

[Drakkon]

"nice shoes"

 

[Skunkwourk]

so you're a girl huh?

or

are you jamaican?

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: Baked
"Wanna fvck?"

Rarely works

 

[DnetMHZ]

"Live around here often?" - Steven Wright

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: MX2times
I'd laugh in your face. Then I would reply..."I only like what I see when you are not blocking the view"

Mine would be "Clowns always make me smile." :evil:

 

[icelazer]

Hey baby, what's your sign?

I hope it's not STOP.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: rayray2
Like what you see?

Girl "I'm blind..."

Girl "Well actually that's not entirely true, I just WISH I were blind."

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

That one always makes me laugh...but I some how doubt it would be effective.

 

[jdini76]

"You're pretty cute for an ugly chick."

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: rayray2
Like what you see?

i see you

and now i don't

bye.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

"So, are you pregnant or just really fat?"

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
"So, are you pregnant or just really fat?"

awesome :thumbsup:

 

[TheGizmo]

"so you wanna be a mommy?"