best personal ad ever

Boze

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It takes some serious balls to post something like that on the ol' intarweb. Hats off to Ryan for his bravado.
 

chowderhead

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brutually honest personal ads When I read this, i wasn't sure if they were real ads. Anyway.
Some lowlights include Ms. Griffith:
I am a grossly overweight, divorced single mother with more issues than The National Enquirer. I am a crier. I hate to cook, and I love to sleep. The best part about me is that I don't know how truly fat I am (i.e., I have yet to give up my bikini).

2 Points for honesty though.