Best news of today! LOL~~

metalmania

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Just saw this from a famous Chinese website 163.com.

The link is NOT in English. Don't click it if you don't know Chinese.
http://news.163.com/09/0714/09/5E62EACK00011229.html

A 23 years old man was found dead in the company's dining hall with dozens of knife wounds. There are no wounds on his arms and some wounds are on the back of his neck.
After the investigation, the police concluded this was the suicide.

One reader commented that there was a body with head missing and the police said the guy killed himself and hid his head in order to divert the police investigation.

LOL~~
 

Sea Moose

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Originally posted by: metalmania
Just saw this from a famous Chinese website 163.com.

http://news.163.com/09/0714/09/5E62EACK00011229.html

A 23 years old man was found dead in the company's dining hall with dozens of knife wounds. There are no wounds on his arms and some wounds are on the back of his neck.
After the investigation, the police concluded this was the suicide.

One reader commented that there was a body with head missing and the police said the guy killed himself and hid his head in order to divert the police investigation.

LOL~~

the link is broken, it comes up in a crazy foreign martian language. Stupid thread
 

Safeway

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No arm wounds would suggest suicide. If it was an attack, he'd defend himself with his arms.
 

metalmania

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Originally posted by: Safeway
No arm wounds would suggest suicide. If it was an attack, he'd defend himself with his arms.

What if the killer chopped him from the back and disabled him first?
 

dainthomas

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Originally posted by: Safeway
No arm wounds would suggest suicide. If it was an attack, he'd defend himself with his arms.

Thank you, Mr Chinese Expert Master Detective!
 

AyashiKaibutsu

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You see china is a communist country, which means that everyone is really part of the government since everything is shared. Therefore when the government kills you it is a suicide.
 

Billyzeke

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Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
You see china is a communist country, which means that everyone is really part of the government since everything is shared. Therefore when the government kills you it is a suicide.

Makes sense to me!
 

Sea Moose

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Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
You see china is a communist country, which means that everyone is really part of the government since everything is shared. Therefore when the government kills you it is a suicide.

Makes sense to me!

+1 sounds like logic that a communist government would use.
 

Lean L

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this thread made as much sense as bob dole's third grade report on what bob dole wanted to accomplish
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Text

For you non Chinese reading people.

That's insanely hard to read. Looks like they got someone to write it in broken Engrish.

The way it read, it sounded like most Chinese people speak Engrish.
 

sdifox

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people, he shoved it through google translator, don't expect miracles.