Best news headline ever?

[IHateMyJob2004]

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/060924/gas_prices.html?.v=5

"Gas Prices See 3rd Straight 2-Week Drop"

ummm yaaaaa

 

[mugs]

HOLY F-CKING SH-T!
- The Onion after Sept 11.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: mugs
HOLY F-CKING SH-T!
- The Onion after Sept 11.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I prefer "Headless Body in Topless Bar."

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: mugs
HOLY F-CKING SH-T!
- The Onion after Sept 11.

?????

 

[Goosemaster]

http://www.theonion.com/content/index/3734


satire before the day was even over

 

[Goosemaster]

best foreshadowding

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28144

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: mugs
HOLY F-CKING SH-T!
- The Onion after Sept 11.

?????

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news1800.jpg

 

[datalink7]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/26271

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: datalink7
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/26271

LOL, I was just gonna post the same thing.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: datalink7
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/26271

LOL, I was just gonna post the same thing.

such beautiful satire:laugh:

 

[fs5]

Best Fark Headline:
"Chicago beats Houston 4 times in one week. Record still held by Bobby Brown" (last years WS)
http://www.fark.com/archives/index.2005-10-30.html.gz