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ahenkel

ahenkel

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http://www.kptv.com/news/25757463/detail.html

MILWAUKIE, Ore. -- Milwaukie police say a 46-year-old Portland man is behind a one-man crime spree that happened last month.Officers tracked down Mark Siebenmorgen, 46, at his home in Portland last week and took him into custody.Police said Siebenmorgen assaulted a man at a Milwaukie TriMet bus mall on Oct. 21 and minutes later was spotted jumping on the hood of a parked car with a driver inside.Less than an hour later, police say Siebenmorgen began throwing rocks at a woman near Milwaukie Market Place on Oak Street. That woman suffered minor injuries.When officers searched for the suspect, they weren’t able to find him, but they eventually learned he was living in an apartment on Southeast Stark Street in Portalnd.Siebenmorgen was arrested last Thursday and booked into the Clackamas County Jail on charges of criminal mischief, assault and menacing.

Meth it's awesome.
 
Wyndru

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I wonder if he made that face on purpose, or if the meth has him stuck like that.
 
SphinxnihpS

SphinxnihpS

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...of course the mugshot is not as good as his publicity photo.

brian_peppers1.jpg
 
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nick1985

nick1985

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Wyndru said:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brian_Peppers

Him as a kid
Littlepeppers.JPG
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From your link:

"Shortly afterward, a truck crashed through a nearby wall and backed over his face several times before grinding to a halt. Then a flying ugly zebra took a shit on his face and repeatedly kicked him making him even uglier. His parents were so angry about how he looked that they beat him with an ugly stick in his face over and over. This is one of only two such breakdowns on record (the other time being when Chin-chan was born). Several weeks after he escaped his mother's rotten, parasite-infested womb, he was dropped from a third-story balcony by Michael Jackson, who had rented him from his mother for a "sleepover" party. This became a widely-known incident, but some good almost came of it. Brian hit the pavement with his face, breaking his facial bones in such a way that he would look normal when he healed. Unfortunately, the Ugly Truck had just gotten out of the shop and was speeding past when this happened. It plowed over Peppers like Tyne Daly galloping naked down the freeway, syphilitic spittle flying from her massive jaws as they scoop up scrap metal and road kill to give her sustenance.

There are possible rumours that Brian Peppers is infact the love child of either sloth from The Goonies or Michael Jackson, but even those two seemed too ashamed to confirm this. "


HAHAHA
 
destrekor

destrekor

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SphinxnihpS said:
brianpepperswheelchair.jpg


...of course the mugshot is not as good as his publicity photo.

brian_peppers1.jpg
Click to expand...

He lives in my region.

And I'm pretty sure I've seen him in person before.

He definitely has some kind of genetic defect, but there is no confirmation of the exact disorder listed anywhere, other than perhaps Alpert or Crouzon syndrome.

Wheelchair-bound, btw, not the freakishly short some photos make him appear.
 
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