Best line you have ever heard ?

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

-geoff

"I wanna have your abortion"?

 

[Trey22]

There's room for all of God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes.

 

[silent tone]

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

 

[abracadabra1]

Originally posted by: blazert40
Would you like to be my DNA dumpster tonight?

:laugh:

 

[abracadabra1]

Originally posted by: anxi80
my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.

:beer:

 

[OrganizedChaos]

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

😀

 

[Cerb]

Now is that a real poncho, or is that a seer's poncho?

 

Best line you have ever heard ?

displacement vector

 

[chrisms]

"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." -Homer Simpson

 

[bobbybe01]

I'm a mature person, and you're a mature person...so let's cut all the [BS], and let's do what we really want to do...

 

[Kenny1234]

is your top felt? NO, would like it to be?

 

[Nitemare]

Lay it on the table..."It's not going to suck, itself"

 

[Ketteringo]

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

-geoff

"I wanna have your abortion"?

Both those are pretty amazing. I love fight club 🙂

 

[Kyteland]

"It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution."

 

[Nitemare]

If you are half as good as your mom, I would like to bang you now

 

[CastorTroy747]

I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?

 

[Kishan]

"I ask for spaghetti and marinara sauce and they give me egg noodles with ketchup!"
Goodfellas

and lets not forget:

"Don't like what I'm doing with my life, fvck you mom and dad!"
Affleck in Boiler Room

 

[dsfunk]

Hi, I have a penis.

 

[Skiguy411]

Originally posted by: anxi80
my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.

I laugh everytime I read that....

:beer: