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Best lies that women fall for

postmortemIA

postmortemIA

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I figured I haven't seriously lied to women. Since nothing works with girl I want, perhaps I can use her naiveness to my advantage.

Yeah, morals and fair play..forget about that, she haven't been forward or honest to me ever, and I know her few years.

So girl likes shopping, animals, pink stuff, etc. And is very single and lives by herself.

Ideas?

EDIT. fixed outrageous spelling error
 
Not specifically for women, but find her favorite food, and make a good sounding BS reason that it's carcinogenic or poisonous.
 
Originally posted by: uberman
Do you mean bastion? Like what is the last bastion of male independence?

No Ma'am, Married With Children
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Who in God's name has time to do that? Or motivation?

Al and the other NO MA'AMers like to go to the so-called nudie bar. This bar was first mentioned like that in 521. We could see it for the first time in 616 with a sign on the wall saying "Girls Girls Girls". Bud mentions a bar with this name in 211, and Al seems to know it. In 401, Al calls this bar "nudie place", and in 811 there is a nudie bar named "Hooters". Finally, it was called "Jiggly Room" for the first time in 912. I think it's always the same bar since people are referring to it as "the nudie bar" since episode 521. There are some nudie bar centered episodes
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So are you trying to conjure up a lie so that you'll seem like the hero because you are telling her about it and trying to protect her?
And what happens when she finds out? Don't get started down this road, because it will open the door. Just one lie here, and another there and the next thing you know, you are a habitual liar.

EDIT: For three years, I chased a nieve girl who lied continuously. Eventually I realized that no matter how hot she was, she wasn't worth the rollercoaster.
 
So you're trying to weasel your way into her panties, but are getting shut down because you have no game? 😛

Must be tough. Afraid I can't identify with you though. 😉

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
So you're trying to weasel your way into her panties, but are getting shut down because you have no game? 😛

Must be tough. Afraid I can't identify with you though. 😉

- M4H
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Good try, but not true. Getting in panties is easy once you have right target. This lady is much asexual, so sex is out of picture for a while. As you probably know, some women are good for sex, some for everything else but sex, and third group is good for all. She's in 2nd group.
 
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
So you're trying to weasel your way into her panties, but are getting shut down because you have no game? 😛

Must be tough. Afraid I can't identify with you though. 😉

- M4H
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Good try, but not true. Getting in panties is easy once you have right target. This lady is much asexual, so sex is out of picture for a while. As you probably know, some women are good for sex, some for everything else but sex, and third group is good for all. She's in 2nd group.
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how bout you stop your ho chasin' and spend your time improving yourself so that the ladies are beating down your door.
 
If you gotta lie then whats the point?

Find someone that'll be honest with you and you can be honest with.

 
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
So you're trying to weasel your way into her panties, but are getting shut down because you have no game? 😛

Must be tough. Afraid I can't identify with you though. 😉

- M4H
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Good try, but not true. Getting in panties is easy once you have right target. This lady is much asexual, so sex is out of picture for a while. As you probably know, some women are good for sex, some for everything else but sex, and third group is good for all. She's in 2nd group.
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And the fourth and largest of all is good for nothin!!

...except spending money!
 
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
wow we have Christ reborn..what part about "she is asexual" you didn't understand?
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So you are actively seeking a relationship based on lies? I don't get. You have a fetish for lying or something?

Besides this question is stupidly easy. Best lie that women fall for? Tell her you love her.
 
Originally posted by: postmortemIA
wow we have Christ reborn..what part about "she is asexual" you didn't understand?
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what part about stop chasing ho's didn't you understand? I didnt say practice celibacy I said stop ho chasing.
 
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