Best job interview ever

blackdogdeek

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Mar 14, 2003
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That's spectacular. I always begin every single one of my sentences with "Sir", even when speaking with a woman. It shows that I am 100% committed to the conversation.
 

Pardus

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Jun 29, 2000
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I wonder if he got the job ?

@0:16: But if you ask me what is my passion, i will say hardware. But this is for the first time, I am doing on Spyke
Translation: I don't know a damn thing about technology
@0:48: I am putting my screwdriver everywhere and see what happens
Translation: I like to fap in front of my co-workers and see there reaction

@1:10: And during my spare time. i chat on girls on facebook
Translation: I send pics of my small wiener to girls on facebook

@1:30: Sir, I will have a fruity career in your steamy company and I will perform and reach the climax position
Translation: I want to work for your flaky crappy company and do sex things to you

@2:05: I also have my resignation letter ready from BSNL
Translation: BSNL already fired me for sexual harassment
 
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Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
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I will have a fruity career in your steamy company, reaching the climax position! :p
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
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no way I'm falling for the hand lotion thing again

Hand lotion isn't warm!!!!

Cabana Boy brand is.

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Markbnj

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Sep 16, 2005
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Poor guy, he just wants to get off the damn telephone khamba and let someone else make the line good.