BEST JOB in the WORLD.

[Piano Man]

Nothing compares to this. Lucky SOB.

 

[Piano Man]

Some quotes from the company:



?We wanted people who would test them out properly, so we chose fairly adventurous-sounding people.

?We targeted students because they generally need the cash.

?And they stay in bed all day ? so they might as well be getting up to no good.?


That's what I'm talkin' about.

 

[DaFinn]

Damn,

What about single people? Would they also supply the girls to do the testing with?

 

[tcsenter]

Nothing compares to this. Lucky SOB.

I don't know, I always figured that the guy who gets paid to take care of Jay Leno's car and motorcyle collection has a pretty damned good job. Waxing, washing, cleaning, maintaining....DRIVING! Of course it would involve driving them from time to time. It isn't good for cars to sit all the time.

 

[Mookow]

I wonder how many batches he can go through before they stop paying?

 

[TallBill]

uh... not really.. being a professional athlete or rockstar would easily beat that job. You make a TON of money, and instead of sleeping with just your girlfriend when she has time, you sleep with slutty beautiful women all the time. And you dont have to use condoms!

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: bob970
uh... not really.. being a professional athlete or rockstar would easily beat that job. You make a TON of money, and instead of sleeping with just your girlfriend when she has time, you sleep with slutty beautiful women all the time. And you dont have to use condoms!

I agree, Shawn Kemp had the best job last year. 12 million dollars to smoke weed and sit on the bench.

 

[TallBill]

certainly a job i'd take

 

[MichaelD]

Bah. You have to have sex with your GF or wife. What fun is that? "Married Sex" is "Married Sex."

Now, provide me with the condoms and a plethora of laboratory-tested-disease-free women for me to pick and choose from and I'd sign up in a heartbeat!

 

[FrustratedUser]

There is one bif flaw in this.
You have to have a girlfriend!

Those should be supplied too!

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: prodigy69

Originally posted by: bob970
uh... not really.. being a professional athlete or rockstar would easily beat that job. You make a TON of money, and instead of sleeping with just your girlfriend when she has time, you sleep with slutty beautiful women all the time. And you dont have to use condoms!

I agree, Shawn Kemp had the best job last year. 12 million dollars to smoke weed and sit on the bench.

lol

Spac3d

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

Nothing compares to this. Lucky SOB.

I don't know, I always figured that the guy who gets paid to take care of Jay Leno's car and motorcyle collection has a pretty damned good job. Waxing, washing, cleaning, maintaining....DRIVING! Of course it would involve driving them from time to time. It isn't good for cars to sit all the time.

and that is better than testing condoms how?

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
There is one bif flaw in this.
You have to have a girlfriend!

Those should be supplied too!

I was wondering how you could test those things on blow up women. I mean, how can she get pregnant?

 

[toant103]

bastard

 

[xSauronx]

Almost as good

check it

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
<link removed so I don't get banned>[/L]

check it

Dude, that is awesome! BTW, you may want to take out that link

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
Almost as good

check it

LOL! Is that for real?

Why would that link warrant a banning? The pics, or the site?

 

[crawford]

i heard that tweaking guy was ben affleck, made sense to me.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

That fat pasty geek looks like all of you.

 

[YetioDoom]

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
That fat pasty geek looks like all of you.

Man, I'm glad I'm not his GF. :Q

 

[jfall]

no, no! the wallet inspector is the best job in the world

 

[everman]

LoL what do you write down on resumes about past work experiance in regards to this?

 

[dolph]

STUDENT Dave Chapman
:Q THAT'S MY DAD'S NAME, AND I'M 22! :Q

plus, he goes to "newcastle" university... i wonder what their school beer is

 

[wyvrn]

haha