dude, he stole some other dude's 3G.
he was on the 3GS earlier today shening away, that got robbed right out of his room in rehab (probably a debt from earlier, who knows), and now he pinched a 3G, which he now hopes to trade away (+ a bottle of bacardi + 1/4 ounce of OG) to upgrade to a 4G.
life is rough in minimum security rehab.