Best internet troll/kook of all time?

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Soundmanred

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There's a difference between trolls and kooks. Kooks actually believe what they're saying, trolls just say they do to inflame.
Kooks - anyone who buys any kind of cable for more than $100 or thinks "Lions Vs Tigers" is an interesting thing to debate online.
Trolls - "I hate *something 99% of people love*" or the inverse. Pretty much 75% of the internet.
 
effowe

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Bloodninja

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
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brianmanahan

brianmanahan

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Captain Howdy said:
No, not even close, and even though your trolling was admirable, you simply have no clue how great/easy it could be several years before your time.
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no i was talking about 4 posts down in this thread

the position of greatest troll ever is still open!
 
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natto fire

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brianmanahan said:
no i was talking about 4 posts down in this thread

the position of greatest troll ever is still open!
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So myopic to assume it is an AT poster, after '01-'02. This forum was full of has beens at that point, and there is barely a sense of community at this point.
 
Iron Woode

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

:awe:
 
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DAPUNISHER

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mugs said:
John Titor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

Because he claimed to be a time traveler from the future and people kept listening.
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Came in here to post that.
In 2003, the John Titor Foundation published a book, John Titor: A Time Traveler's Tale (ISBN 1-59196-436-9), discussing his claims; the book is now out of print.
In 2004, Time Traveler Zero Zero, a play based on the John Titor story, was staged in the United States.
In 2006, John Titor's "C204 Time Travel Theory" was the subject of a patent application[24] by Marlin B. Pohlman, with the same diagram outlined in John's original story.
The 2009 Japanese visual novel, novel, manga, and anime series, Steins;Gate makes heavy use of the legend of John Titor, the IBM 5100, the fictional organization SERN (based on the real organization CERN), and a character using Titor's name as a pseudonym.[25]
The professional wrestling promotion Chikara referenced a "Titor Conglomerate".[26] The show used the John Titor story as part of a major storyline for their 2013 season, which involves a parallel universe created by repeated time travel by both Titor and Chikara wrestler Archibald Peck.[citation needed]
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What other internet troll has had that much influence?
 
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