Best Insult

[Rainsford]

So, what is your favorite insult? I'm partial to "ass clown" myself. Other favorite insults?

 

[minendo]

Rainsford

 

[pyonir]

you remind me of pallander.

 

[pulse8]

Jackass.

I love that word.

 

[Electric Amish]

"You son of a motherless goat!"

...usually suffices.

amish

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: pyonir
you remind me of pallander.

 

[Beau]

Repost

 

[Michael1897]

you're mom is better in bed than you are (works good with girls)

man you have a MINIendo

 

[Spooner]

i just call them all pyonirs

that usually shuts 'em up

 

[Ulfwald]

"I could have been your father, but your momma couldn't break a $5.00."

This one really gets people going.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Spooner
i just call them all pyonirs

that usually shuts 'em up

:Q yeah because that name strikes fear in all that hear it!

 

[DnetMHZ]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" M.P.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Beau6183
Repost

I wish that other thread hadn't gotten locked...it was just getting funny. Plus you and Glenn1 never got to respond to:

Slang term for clients of female prostitutes: "Johns"

Slang term for clients of male prostitutes who like to dress up like Elton John on crack, be tied up, called names, and have a cheese grater run lightly over their buttocks: "Glenns"

Slang term for those who like to watch "Glenns" doing their thing while sitting in the corner making love to a lightly microwaved mango with a hole cut it: "Beaus"

One of my finer compositions if I do say so myself.

 

[Goosemaster]

You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

"maceth, SHakespeare

 

[Michael1897]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Spooner
i just call them all pyonirs

that usually shuts 'em up

:Q yeah because that name strikes fear in all that hear it!

beware of the nef, the force is strong in that one

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Beau6183
Repost

I wish that other thread hadn't gotten locked...it was just getting funny....One of my finer compositions if I do say so myself.

That was pretty good, though mangos don't really work (contrary to pyonir's advice). Their just isn't enough depth in the flesh, the pit gets in the way.

 

[propellerhead]

Dorkfish.

 

[Beau]

linky removed

 

[DnetMHZ]

When talking about someones body odor.. I usually fall back to classic George Carlin,

"You could knock a buzzard off a sh!t wagon!!"

 

[Fritzo]

Nice porn link there (banner ads are nasty). Becareful if you're opening it at work (like I just did)

 

[Garet Jax]

I have a good one, but I would probably be banned from Anandtech for a week or two and it isn't worth it to me to post

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Nice porn link there (banner ads are nasty). Becareful if you're opening it at work (like I just did)

Sorry, I didn't even see that

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

"maceth, SHakespeare

Banquo is the bomb

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Nice porn link there (banner ads are nasty). Becareful if you're opening it at work (like I just did)

Sorry, I didn't even see that

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[pyonir]

You're as bad as Fausto, always running around with a green lizard in his pants.